It’s your love anniversary again and you want some Funny Anniversary Wishes For Husband.
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List Of Funny Anniversary Wishes for Husband
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“Happy anniversary my love. Eat all the leftovers again and I will end you.”
“In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.” – Woody Allen
“After all this time, my love for you is still stronger than my desire to be single.”
“Well, we made it another year without one of us either ending up dead or in jail.”
“Behind every great man – there’s a woman rolling her eyes.” – Jim Carrey
“I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late.”
“Three kids, two love birds and one mortgage — We’re in this together. Love ya!”
“Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.”
“Happy Anniversary! We’ve been through a lot together and most of it was your fault.”
“To say I fell hard for you is an understatement. I still love you now more than ever.”
“All marriages are happy. It’s the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.”
“I love you so much I’d take a bullet for you. Not on the head…but maybe like…the leg”
“Let’s keep making memory after memory together; even though you’re losing yours.”
“I can’t think of the words to express how I feel for you. Thanks for loving me anyways.”
“I thought that a condolences card was more fitting for you for our anniversary.”
“You have me, so I don’t know what else you could wish for. But knock yourself out.”
“If two people love each other, nothing is impossible. Except deciding where to eat.”
“Being married to you is like having a best friend who never listens to what you say.”
“You are the only one I want to annoy for the rest of my life. Happy Anniversary!”
“Marriage is basically just whispering, “Are you awake? I need to show you this cat video.”
“Husbands are the best people to share a secret with because they never listen anyway.”
“I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.” – Elizabeth Evans
“A wedding band is the smallest handcuff ever made, I’m glad I chose my cellmate wisely.”
“Congratulations on another anniversary that proves that you are blessed with each other.”
“Happy anniversary to my husband, who still looks at me the way he looks at other women.”
Funny Anniversary Quotes for husband
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- “Marriage Has No Guarantees. If That’s What You’re Looking for, Go Live with A Car Battery.”
- “A toast to making it another year of successfully pretending that we know what we’re doing!”
- “On our wedding anniversary I just want to give a big party from your pay. Happy Anniversary!”
- “A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. “- Michel De Montaigne
- “I fall in love with you each and every day. Except for yesterday. Yesterday you were really annoying.”
- “Happy anniversary! Just imagine if our marriage was functional as you make it appear on Facebook.”
- “A married couple are well suited when both partners usually feel the need for a quarrel at the same time.”
- “Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me. Then I remember, oh, I put up with you, So we’re even.”
- “An archaeologist is best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.”
- “Marriage is the perfection of what love aimed at, ignorant of what it sought.”- Ralph Waldo Emerson
- “Holy crap. We’re still married? You’re still my husband? Happy anniversary, I guess. I love you!”
- “Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can’t help but smile on it.”- Josh Billings
- “Unless you want to forget your marriage, it’s a good idea to remember your anniversary.”- Melanie White
- “Love means commitment. Of course, so do most mental illnesses! Wishing you a Happy Anniversary.”
- “Marriage is just texting each other – “do we need anything from the grocery store?” – until one of you dies.”
- “After all these years, I think that I got the better end of the deal. Thanks for putting up with me all these years.”
- “An anniversary is a time to celebrate the joys of today, the memories of yesterday, and the hopes of tomorrow.”
- “If I had to choose to do it all over again I would marry you again… I’m not so sure about having the kids though.”
- “I am happy to know two amazing people who have been together for an amazing amount of time. That’s you two!”
- “Wherever you are there I will be, to prevent you from getting into trouble. Happy Anniversary my sweetheart!”
- “Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.” – Phyllis Diller
Short Funny Anniversary Wishes For Husband
- “You’re still here? I like it.”
- “Holy shit. We’re still married!”
- “I’m completely not sick of you yet.”
- “Marriage: when dating goes too far.”
- “Thanks for being my unpaid therapist.”
- “Sorry, no refunds. Happy anniversary!”
- “Cheers to another year of pain and suffering.”
- “I’ll love you even when you’re old and wrinkly.”
- “I really love you, etc. etc. etc. Can we eat now?”
- “Congratulations on defying marriage statistics.”
- “Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.”
- “I love you more than carbs but less than cheese!”
- “I still love you. Even though you fart in your sleep.”
- “Let’s never give up on trying to change each other.”
- “It’s remarkable how long we’ve tolerated each other.”
- “Overall, I love you more than I want to strangle you.”
- “I love you. Thanks for killing all the spiders this year.”
- “Never laugh at your wife’s choices you are one of them.”
- “Cheers to two imperfect pieces that fit perfectly together.”
- “Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.”
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