100+ Best Funny Thanksgiving Captions for Couples, Family, Friends & Food

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This Thanksgiving Day 2022 we’ve gathered the best Funny Thanksgiving Captions for Couples, girlfriends, family, friends, and food (also include funny thanksgiving Instagram captions, about food, and gratitude).  

They also pair perfectly with Thanksgiving memes, Thanksgiving jokes!

Thanksgiving is the one day of the year when you may enjoy all the things you love most, including food, fun, family, and friends.

You know what, Thanksgiving is not complete without these Thanksgiving prayers, Thanksgiving ideas, Thanksgiving movies, Thanksgiving wishes too.

Here you will find, FunnyThanksgiving captions foe wife, short Funny Thanksgiving Instagram Captions for Couples, Funny Thanksgiving Instagram Captions, funny Thanksgiving Instagram Captions, Funny captions about Thanksgiving, Funny thanksgiving Instagram captions with boyfriend.

You might also want to check out our other lists of quotes, sayings and captions for Thanksgiving: Funny Thanksgiving Quotes, Short Thanksgiving Quotes, Thanksgiving Quotes for Family, Thanksgiving Sayings, Thanksgiving Wishes, and Thanksgiving Captions.

And if you’re officially done with Thanksgiving and are ready to move on to the next holiday, head over to our Christmas Instagram caption list.

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Funny Thanksgiving Instagram Captions That Capture The Chaos & Love.

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  • “Stuffed like the turkey”.
  • “Eat, drink, and be gravy.”
  • “I couldn’t eat another bite…is that pie”?
  • “I’m thankful to have a family who takes eating pumpkin pie as seriously as I do.”
  • “Thanksgiving to do list: Eat, drink, nap, repeat”.
  • “You butter be kidding me”.
  • “Fave side dish is a glass of wine with my favorite people.”
  • “Come for the turkey, stay for the sides”.
  •  “I came in like a butterball.”
  • “Parade > football”.
  •  “Gobbling this spread up.”
  • “Is it time for leftovers yet”?
  •  “Warning: Hangry until I eat my turkey.”
  • “Pies before guys”.
  • “I’m grateful that no matter how much turkey I eat this Thanksgiving, I’ll have leftovers tomorrow.”
  • “Thankful for stretchy pants”.
  • “I love you almost as much as I love Mom’s homemade pumpkin pie.”
  • “Winner, winner, turkey dinner”.
  •  “May your turkey be moist, and may no one use that word to describe it.”
  • “Eat, drink, sleep, repeat”.
  •  “Today I am thankful for not sitting at the kids’ table.”
  • Stop, drop, and pass the rolls”.
  • “This Thanksgiving, I’ll be casserollin’ over to my parents’ house.”
  • “Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about”.
  • “ThankFULL”.
  • “The tur-key to my heart is spending time with these people.”
  • “Too soon for leftovers? Asking for a friend”.
  • “My job today: Official couch potato”.
  • “Happy Piesgiving, folks”!
  • “Leftovers are for quitters.”
  • “All about that baste”.
  • “Eat hard, nap harder”.
  • “Red wine pairs best with my relatives”.
  • “Another Thanksgiving, another day of dressing up for the living room”!
  • “Nobody puts gravy in the corner”.
  • “Turkey, wine, and feeling fine”.
  • “Too stuffed to think of a caption”.
  • “Eat pie, drink wine, and be thankful”.
  • “We’re all wearing sweats to Thanksgiving dinner, right”?
  • “Already dreaming about leftovers”.
  • “Stuffing is the glue that holds us all together”.
  • “I’m just here for the food and the football”!
  • “Clear plates, full stomach, can’t lose”.
  • “It’s all gravy”.
  • “Raise your hand if you feel betrayed by that one cousin who didn’t show up today”.
  • “Thanksgiving dinner is a marathon, not a sprint”.
  • “Happy Winesgiving”.
  • “I get pie with a little help from my friends”.
  • “Just keep eating, just keep eating”.
  • ““Let’s get basted”.
  • “Here’s another plate of food to clog up your feed”!

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  1. “You’re the pumpkin to my pie”.
  2. “Giving thanks for you all year round.”
  3. “With my cutie pie”.
  4. “I’m so grateful for good times and you.”
  5. “Our hearts speak the same food language”.
  6. “I can’t help falling in love (and stuffing my face) with you”.
  7. “Love you cranberry much”.
  8. “You remind me that there’s always something to be grateful for”.
  9. “Pumpkin kisses and Thanksgiving wishes”.
  10. “Couples that wear stretchy pants together, stay together”.
  11. “Feast your eyes on us”.
  12. “Falling in love with you more and more every day.”
  13. “Loving you is as easy as going in for seconds”.
  14. “Together is our favorite place to be.”
  15. “Cutest pumpkin in the patch.”
  16. “Just me and my cutie pie”.
  17. “There are so many beautiful reasons to be happy. You’re one of them.”
  18. “You’re the pumpkin to my pie.”
  19. “I only have pies for you.”
  20. “Just me and my cutie pie.”

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Best Thanksgiving Instagram Captions Perfect for Turkey Day.

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  1. “Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about.”
  2. “I love you a pumpkin spice latte.”
  3. “Happiness is homemade.”
  4. “I love you to the fridge of food and back.”
  5. “You’re the best and I’m the luckiest.”
  6. “I’m stuffed like a turkey but [he/she/they] [loves/love] me anyway.”
  7. “Even though I’m not traveling home to see my family this Thanksgiving, I have you and that’s enough.”
  8. “Grateful for small things, big things, and everything in between.”
  9. “Thankful that I get to share this holiday with you.”
  10. “We were together. I forget the rest.” — Walt Whitman
  11. “Giving thanks for you all year round.”
  12. “Pie like you berry much.”
  13. “The snuggle is going to be real today.”
  14. “Move over, pumpkin pie. This one over here topped ya in the ‘sweet’ category.”
  15. “I only have pies for you.”
  16. “Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about.”
  17. “Aren’t we just the cutest pumpkin in the patch?”
  18. “Thankful for the person who lets me sleep on their shoulder after Thanksgiving dinner.”
  19. “There is always something to be thankful for. Like wine. And pie. And more wine. And you.”
  20. “And they lived apple-y ever after.”
  21. “Fifty shades of gravy”.
  22. “All you knead is love — and pumpkin pie”.
  23. “Love at first bite”.

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Cute Thanksgiving Instagram Captions for family to Show How Blessed You Are.

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  • “When we have each other, we have everything”.
  • “This group has the tur-key to my heart”.
  • “I’m thankful to have a family who takes eating as seriously as I do”.
  • “Family (n.): Life’s greatest blessing”.
  • “Having a butterball with this group”.
  • “Bless the food before us, the family beside us, the love between us”.
  • “Always better together”.
  • “Food tastes better when you eat it with the people you love”.
  • “You call it chaos. We call it family”.
  • “Family is the gift that lasts forever”.
  • “Small moments. Big memories”.
  • “Time with family is time well spent”.
  • “We may not have it all together, but together we have it all”.
  • “Family is where life begins and love never ends”.
  • “The best time is always found when family and friends gather ’round”.
  • “It’s not what we have in our life, but who we have in our life that matters”.
  • “The love of a family is one of life’s greatest blessings”.
  • “This is our happy place”.
  • “Where there is family, there is love”.
  • “Happy Thanksgiving, from our family to yours”.
  • “Family is the best team you could ever have”.

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Friends Quotes That Are Perfect For Your Thanksgiving Instagram Captions.

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  1. “I’m very thankful that all of your Thanksgivings sucked.”
  2. “Set another place for Thanksgiving. My entire family thinks I have VD.”
  3. “Oh, sweet Lord! This is what evil must taste like!”
  4. “OK guys, I have exactly 28 minutes before I have to baste again.”
  5. “I just gotta change my pants. What was I thinking? Jeans have no give!”
  6. “The game is over? We eat now?”
  7. “It wouldn’t be Thanksgiving without a little emotional scarring.”
  8. “Oh. And I’m also thankful for thongs.”
  9. “Well, Judy, you did it. She’s finally full.”
  10. “Remember when Ross tried to say ‘butternut squash’ and it came out, ‘squatternut bosh?’”
  11. “What is with everyone today? It’s Thanksgiving, not truth day!”
  12. “Everyone’s here. Ross, Rachel and the boy who hates Thanksgiving.”
  13. “Turkeys are beautiful, intelligent animals.” “No, they’re not. They’re ugly and stupid and delicious.”
  14. “Look at her holding those yams. Those are our two worst enemies, Ross: Rachel Green and complex carbohydrates.”
  15. “I don’t know what to pick. Am I more thankful for my divorce or my eviction? Hmm.”
  16. “You can’t have Thanksgiving without turkey. That’s like Fourth of July without apple pie or Friday with no two pizzas.”
  17. “I love macaroni and cheese. I love the way this box feels against my cheek.”
  18. “Everyone, we’re using our fancy china, and it’s very expensive, so please be careful. Just to be clear, comedy with the plates will not be well-received.”
  19. “Don’t you put words in people’s mouths. You put turkey in people’s mouths.”

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Best Thanksgiving Instagram Captions for All of Your Turkey Day Posts.

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  • “Eat, drink, and be cranberry”.
  • “Oh Snap,” said the wishbone”.
  • “Only have pies for this one”.
  • “Squash goals”.
  • “Nobody puts gravy in the corner”.
  • “I’m carbo loading… for Black Friday”.
  • “Good vibes and apple pies”.
  • “Me: “I can’t eat another bite!” Also me: “Did you say pie?
  • “I’m plucking stuffed”.
  • “Sorry, this is now a Thanksgiving food fan account”.
  • “May your hearts be as full as your plates today”.
  • “Just keep eating, just keep eating”.
  • “Calories don’t count today”.
  • “The party don’t stop ’til I’ve tried everything”.
  • “Blessed and mashed-potato obsessed”.
  • “Here’s another *corny* Thanksgiving caption”.
  • “I get pie with a little help from my friends”.
  • “Here’s to moist turkey (and no one using that word to describe it)”.
  • “Is gravy a carb”?
  • “Does anyone know what pumpkin pie tastes like when you’re “hungry”?
  • “This stuffing is the tur-key to my heart”.
  • “Do I practice fitness? Of course! Fitness all this food in my mouth”.
  • “I’m about to get cranberry sauced”.
  • “Is it too soon to be thinking about leftovers? Asking for a friend”.
  • “Stuffed with stuffing”!
  • “Stop, drop, and butter your roll”.
  • “Stop, drop, and… pass the rolls”!
  • “Pies before guys”.
  • “The rolls went right from the table to my waistband”.
  • “You’ll always be my gravy”.
  • “Is butter a carb”?
  • “This is now a Thanksgiving leftovers fan account”.
  • “Pro tip: You don’t have to answer your family’s questions if your mouth is full of food”.
  • “Way full, I feel #blessed”.
  • “I could stop eating, but my mom told me to never quit”.
  • “Life doesn’t get any butter than this”.
  • “Clear plates, full stomachs, can’t lose”.
  • “Relationship status: Full of mashed potatoes”.
  • “Seasoning’s greetings”!
  • “There’s always room for seconds”.
  • “Hit me, gravy, one more time”.
  • “It’s all gravy from here”.
  • “You really got your turkey cut out for you”.
  • “Bread-y or not, here I crumb”.
  • “I yam what I yam”.

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Funny Thanksgiving Quotes to Share Around the Table.

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  • “This wine pairs well with a crazy family”.
  • “Eat, drink, and wear stretchy pants”.
  • “Because you know I’m all about that baste”
  • “Talk turkey to me”
  • “What a cluster pluck”
  • “Happy Winesgiving”
  • “May your pants stay stretchy, your glasses stay full, and your family avoid talking politics”
  • “No matter what happens this month, at least you’re not a turkey
  • “My gobble-let overfloweth”
  • “This is a reminder to set your scale back ten pounds this weekend”
  • “Here’s the one photo we got before the food coma hit.”..
  • “They whine. I wine”
  • “If you need me, I’ll be on the couch”
  • “It’s all gravy, baby”
  • “If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring”? Pilgrims!”
  • “Birds of a feather flock together”
  • “Stop, drop, and pass the rolls”
  • “Is butter(ball) a carb”?
  • “Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t chicken.”
  • “My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I told them I couldn’t quit cold turkey.”
  • “Official occupation: couch potato”
  • “Hit me, gravy, one more time”
  • “Thanksgiving is plucking awesome”
  • “Pie plucking love this holiday”
  • “Casse-rollin’ with the fam”!
  • “To do: Eat, drink, nap. Repeat”.
  • “Every Thanksgiving I think about how much Pilgrims had to sacrifice just so we could have a day off work.” —Melanie White

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I hope you found the perfect Funny Thanksgiving Captions for Couples, girlfriends, family, friends, and food for your next post or great Thanksgiving pic.

And for when Christmas rolls around we have a list of Funny Christmas Quotes, Funny Christmas Captions, Perfect Christmas Captions, Short Christmas Quotes, Christmas Tree Quotes, Cute Christmas Quotes, Cute Christmas Captions, and Christmas Tree Captions that will get you in the holiday spirit.

Since December is almost here its time to check out our December Quotes and Sayings to welcome this most festive of months.

Let us know in the comments below if we missed any funny captions about Thanksgiving that should be added.

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