Is your Memorial Day celebration stuck in a boredom parade? 😱 You’re not alone! Between the patriotic speeches and awkward silences, keeping kids entertained is harder than herding cats. Let’s be real:
“Why did the chicken…” jokes are so 2010. But don’t panic—these 30 knock knock jokes are your secret weapon to turning the “meh” into “HA!” From flag-focused fun to BBQ bloopers, this list guarantees giggles so loud, your neighbors might think a parade marched through your backyard.
Time to deploy the LOL-tillery!
🎉 Memorial Day Jokes & Humor 🇺🇸
👨👩👧👦 Family-Friendly Humor
🍻 BBQ, Drinks & Party Jokes
🇺🇸 Patriotic Knock Knockers That’ll Make ’Em Salute
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Liberty.
Liberty who?
Liberty bells ringing for more jokes!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Stripes.
Stripes who?
Stripes… but I’m star-struck by your laugh!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Memorial.
Memorial who?
Memorial to tell you these are the best jokes!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hero.
Hero who?
Hero’s name is… Laughter Jr.!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
BBQ.
BBQ who?
BBQ-cause I’m here to make you laugh!
Hashtags: #MemorialDayJokes #KnockKnockFun #FamilyLaughs #PatrioticHumor #KidsWillLove
🎺 Marching Band Mayhem
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Drum.
Drum who?
Drum you a funny song… but I forgot the lyrics!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Trumpet.
Trumpet who?
Trumpet an apology—I’m just messing with you!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Parade.
Parade who?
Parade-d，I forgot the punchline!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Float.
Float who?
Float… but I’m sinking in laughs!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
March.
March who?
March-ing to the beat of a funny drum!
Hashtags: #ParadeJokes #MusicHumor #MarchingBand #KnockKnock #FamilyBBQ
🧒 Kid-Cracking Clean Comedy
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Duck.
Duck who?
Duck-er, I mean… “Quack” this joke!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cannon.
Cannon who?
Cannon believe how funny this is!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Firework.
Firework who?
Firework… but I exploded the punchline!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Skeleton.
Skeleton who?
Skeleton… but I’m dead serious about laughs!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
**flag.
_Flag who?*
Flag you a medal for laughing!
Hashtags: #CleanComedy #KidsJokes #FamilyFriendly #MemorialDay2024 #LaughOutLoud
🍔 BBQ Bloopers That’ll Sizzle
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Weiner.
Weiner who?
Weiner not tell you I’m a joke genius?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup… but I sauced the mood!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Grill.
Grill who?
Grill… but I’m char-ming!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Potato.
Potato who?
Potato late to the joke party!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Corn.
Corn who?
Corn-veniently hilarious, right?
Hashtags: #BBQJokes #FoodPuns #FamilyPicnic #GrillingFails #MemorialDayFuels
🎇 Firework Funnies That Won’t Fizzle
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boom.
Boom who?
Boom… goes the dynamite laugh!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Sparkler.
Sparkler who?
Sparkler… but I fizz-ical comedy!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Rocket.
Rocket who?
Rocket… science isn’t this funny!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cracker.
Cracker who?
Cracker… but I’m shell-shocked by your laugh!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pop.
Pop who?
Pop… goes the weasel… I mean, your giggles!
Hashtags: #FireworkJokes #July4th #PatrioticPuns #FamilyFun #KnockKnock
🧓 Grandparents-Approved Chuckles
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Veteran.
Veteran who?
Veteran… teller of the best jokes!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
History.
History who?
History… maker of funny moments!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Uncle.
Uncle who?
Uncle… bear-ly contain my laughter!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cousin.
Cousin who?
Cousin… chicken out of telling bad jokes!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Aunt.
Aunt who?
Aunt… believe these jokes are the best!
Hashtags: #FamilyJokes #GrandparentHumor #CornyPuns #MemorialDayTraditions #LaughTogether
Conclusion
Print these jokes, tape them to the picnic table, or challenge the kids to a “Knock Knock-Off” contest—the possibilities are endless! Remember: The best Memorial Day moments blend honoring heroes with heartfelt laughter. Now go forth and make your gathering the most giggle-packed block party on the block. Uncle Sam salutes you! 🎇
Final Hashtags: #MemorialDayVibes #FamilyTraditions #JokeTime #Americana #LaughterMatters
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