Is your Memorial Day celebration stuck in a boredom parade? š± Youāre not alone! Between the patriotic speeches and awkward silences, keeping kids entertained is harder than herding cats. Letās be real:
āWhy did the chickenā¦ā jokes are so 2010. But donāt panicāthese 30 knock knock jokes are your secret weapon to turning the āmehā into āHA!ā From flag-focused fun to BBQ bloopers, this list guarantees giggles so loud, your neighbors might think a parade marched through your backyard.
Time to deploy the LOL-tillery!
š Memorial Day Jokes & Humor šŗšø
šØāš©āš§āš¦ Family-Friendly Humor
š» BBQ, Drinks & Party Jokes
šŗšø Patriotic Knock Knockers Thatāll Make āEm Salute
Knock knock.
Whoās there?
Liberty.
Liberty who?
Liberty bells ringing for more jokes!
Knock knock.
Whoās there?
Stripes.
Stripes who?
Stripesā¦ but Iām star-struck by your laugh!
Knock knock.
Whoās there?
Memorial.
Memorial who?
Memorial to tell you these are the best jokes!
Knock knock.
Whoās there?
Hero.
Hero who?
Heroās name isā¦ Laughter Jr.!
Knock knock.
Whoās there?
BBQ.
BBQ who?
BBQ-cause Iām here to make you laugh!
Hashtags: #MemorialDayJokes #KnockKnockFun #FamilyLaughs #PatrioticHumor #KidsWillLove
šŗ Marching Band Mayhem
Knock knock.
Whoās there?
Drum.
Drum who?
Drum you a funny songā¦ but I forgot the lyrics!
Knock knock.
Whoās there?
Trumpet.
Trumpet who?
Trumpet an apologyāIām just messing with you!
Knock knock.
Whoās there?
Parade.
Parade who?
Parade-dļ¼I forgot the punchline!
Knock knock.
Whoās there?
Float.
Float who?
Floatā¦ but Iām sinking in laughs!
Knock knock.
Whoās there?
March.
March who?
March-ing to the beat of a funny drum!
Hashtags: #ParadeJokes #MusicHumor #MarchingBand #KnockKnock #FamilyBBQ
š§ Kid-Cracking Clean Comedy
Knock knock.
Whoās there?
Duck.
Duck who?
Duck-er, I meanā¦ āQuackā this joke!
Knock knock.
Whoās there?
Cannon.
Cannon who?
Cannon believe how funny this is!
Knock knock.
Whoās there?
Firework.
Firework who?
Fireworkā¦ but I exploded the punchline!
Knock knock.
Whoās there?
Skeleton.
Skeleton who?
Skeletonā¦ but Iām dead serious about laughs!
Knock knock.
Whoās there?
**flag.
_Flag who?*
Flag you a medal for laughing!
Hashtags: #CleanComedy #KidsJokes #FamilyFriendly #MemorialDay2024 #LaughOutLoud
š BBQ Bloopers Thatāll Sizzle
Knock knock.
Whoās there?
Weiner.
Weiner who?
Weiner not tell you Iām a joke genius?
Knock knock.
Whoās there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchupā¦ but I sauced the mood!
Knock knock.
Whoās there?
Grill.
Grill who?
Grillā¦ but Iām char-ming!
Knock knock.
Whoās there?
Potato.
Potato who?
Potato late to the joke party!
Knock knock.
Whoās there?
Corn.
Corn who?
Corn-veniently hilarious, right?
Hashtags: #BBQJokes #FoodPuns #FamilyPicnic #GrillingFails #MemorialDayFuels
š Firework Funnies That Wonāt Fizzle
Knock knock.
Whoās there?
Boom.
Boom who?
Boomā¦ goes the dynamite laugh!
Knock knock.
Whoās there?
Sparkler.
Sparkler who?
Sparklerā¦ but I fizz-ical comedy!
Knock knock.
Whoās there?
Rocket.
Rocket who?
Rocketā¦ science isnāt this funny!
Knock knock.
Whoās there?
Cracker.
Cracker who?
Crackerā¦ but Iām shell-shocked by your laugh!
Knock knock.
Whoās there?
Pop.
Pop who?
Popā¦ goes the weaselā¦ I mean, your giggles!
Hashtags: #FireworkJokes #July4th #PatrioticPuns #FamilyFun #KnockKnock
š§ Grandparents-Approved Chuckles
Knock knock.
Whoās there?
Veteran.
Veteran who?
Veteranā¦ teller of the best jokes!
Knock knock.
Whoās there?
History.
History who?
Historyā¦ maker of funny moments!
Knock knock.
Whoās there?
Uncle.
Uncle who?
Uncleā¦ bear-ly contain my laughter!
Knock knock.
Whoās there?
Cousin.
Cousin who?
Cousinā¦ chicken out of telling bad jokes!
Knock knock.
Whoās there?
Aunt.
Aunt who?
Auntā¦ believe these jokes are the best!
Hashtags: #FamilyJokes #GrandparentHumor #CornyPuns #MemorialDayTraditions #LaughTogether
Conclusion
Print these jokes, tape them to the picnic table, or challenge the kids to a āKnock Knock-Offā contestāthe possibilities are endless! Remember: The best Memorial Day moments blend honoring heroes with heartfelt laughter. Now go forth and make your gathering the most giggle-packed block party on the block. Uncle Sam salutes you! š
Final Hashtags: #MemorialDayVibes #FamilyTraditions #JokeTime #Americana #LaughterMatters
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