35 Family-Friendly Memorial Day Jokes That Will Make You LOL All Weekend

Struggling to find jokes that honor Memorial Day without awkward silences? 😅 The pressure to entertain the whole crew while keeping it respectful is real—and the cringe-worthy puns your uncle Googles don’t help.

Let’s face it: a BBQ without laughter is just a dry hamburger. But fret not!

This list packs 35 patriotic punchlines so hilarious, your entire crew will be ROFL-ing from the parade to the picnic table.

Grab your American flag napkins—it’s time to LOL in honor of the holiday!

🔥 Patriotic Puns That’ll Make You Salute Your Sense of Humor

Why did the American flag start a band?

It had the perfect stars and stripes!

What do you call a veteran who loves dad jokes?

A punchline patriot!

How does the Statue of Liberty stay in shape?

She never skips her Liberty Bell-ies workout!

Why don’t Memorial Day BBQs ever get lost?

They follow the grill-mandered plan!

What’s a soldier’s favorite game?

Hide and seek… but they always “deployment” you!

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🍔 Grill Master Gags for Your Picnic Table

Why did the hamburger apply for a job?

It wanted to be a “meat” your Memorial Day needs!

What do you call a BBQ that’s great at hide-and-seek?

A pro-kie!

Why don’t hot dogs ever get invited to parties?

They’re always a little weiner!

How do you fix a broken tomato?

With tomato paste… and a side of ketchup!

Why did the ribs go to school?

They wanted to become well-seasoned scholars!

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🎇 History Buff Jokes That Won’t Make You Yawn

What did the Revolutionary War soldier say to his phone?

“Call me in 1776!”

Why did George Washington cross the Delaware?

To prove he could “river” up the competition!

How do you organize a space shuttle BBQ?

You “rocket” science the menu!

What’s the most patriotic thing about a history book?

It’s full of cover stories!

Why did the flag go to therapy?

It had too many issues to unfold!

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🧒 Kid-Approved Jokes Even Grown-Ups Won’t Eye-Roll At

Why don’t skeletons fight on Memorial Day?

They prefer to bone appetit!

What do you call a duck that loves fireworks?

A quack cracker!

Why did the scarecrow win a medal?

He was outstanding in his field of honor!

How do soldiers say hello to fireflies?

“Glow” and behold!

What’s a soldier’s favorite type of music?

March-ing bands… but they’ll drum up any tune!

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🎶 Musical Jokes to Sing Along To

Why did the guitar go to the parade?

To play the national anthem of strings!

What’s a soldier’s favorite song?

“Anthem” by the Chainsmokers… or bugle call!

Why did the drum join the military?

It wanted to beat the competition!

How do you make a band patriotic?

Add a starry guitar solo and striped basslines!

Why did the microphone volunteer for the army?

It wanted to amplify the call to arms!

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Conclusion

Share these jokes at your BBQ to lighten the mood while honoring the holiday’s spirit. Whether you’re toasting heroes or dodging your uncle’s “dad joke sniper,” these gems guarantee laughter that’s as American as apple pie. Just remember: the best jokes are the ones that bring families together—so print this list, pass it around, and let the LOLs begin! 🎉

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