Looking for the perfect way to make your mom laugh this Mother’s Day? These funny poem jokes are perfect for adding a touch of humor to your greeting card. From short and sweet to ones that highlight the chaos of mom life, there’s something here that every mother will appreciate.
Short and Sweet Funny Poems
- Super Mom
Mom, you’re a superhero
With powers beyond compare
You juggle work, kids, and chores
And still have time to spare - Mom’s Taxi
Mom’s taxi is always on the go
From school to soccer practice, to and fro
But no matter how many miles you drive
You’re always there for us, our mom alive - Kitchen Queen
In the kitchen, Mom reigns supreme
Her cooking is like a gourmet dream
But when she tries a new dish
We all end up eating fish - Tech-Savvy Mom
Mom, you’re up-to-date with all the trends
Your tech skills have no end
From the latest apps to online shopping sprees
You’re the coolest mom there ever could be - Laundry Day Blues
Mountains of laundry, Mom never despairs
She tackles the stains with expert care
But if a sock goes missing, oh what a plight
We blame it on the sock-eating monster at night
Poems About Everyday Mom Life
- Ode to a Sleep-Deprived Mom
Your laughter echoes through the night,
A lullaby to a wakeful child’s delight.
Coffee fuels your weary soul,
As you rock, and sway, and try to make whole. - The Queen of Messy Rooms
My kingdom’s a mess, a chaotic sight,
Toys and books and clothes scattered bright.
I reign supreme, a monarch of the floor,
Where chaos reigns, and laundry piles some more. - The Art of Nagging
Eat your veggies, do your homework too,
Don’t forget your lunch, and your jacket anew.
Brush your teeth, and wash your face,
Mom’s constant reminders, in every single place. - Super Mom, Cape Not Included
I may not fly, or have a superpower too,
But I can multitask, with a skill or two.
I save the day, with a single glance,
With a heart that’s strong, and a loving stance. - An Ode to Mom’s Cooking
Burnt and bland, or overcooked too,
Your taste buds cry, “What mom has done to you?”
But still I eat, with a grateful heart,
For love, and care, that goes into every single part.
Poems from Kids’ Perspectives
- Mommy’s Sunshine
To my mommy, bright and sweet,
You’re my sunshine, can’t be beat.
Giving you hugs and kisses,
You’re the one my heart misses! - Queen of Hugs
Mommy, you’re the queen of hugs,
Squeeze so tight, like cozy rugs.
Happy Mother’s Day, love galore,
You’re the one I adore more and more! - Butterfly Kisses
Mom, like a butterfly so free,
Your love flutters, kisses for me.
Happy Mother’s Day, with love so true,
You’re my favorite, it’s just for you! - Super Mommy
Mommy, you’re my superhero,
With a cape and powers that glow.
Happy Mother’s Day, you’re the best,
Super hugs and love, no need to rest! - Garden of Love
Mom, you’re my garden, flowers so bright,
Blooming love from morning till night.
Happy Mother’s Day, with petals of cheer,
You’re the reason for my joy, my dear.
Poems with a Touch of Self-Deprecation
- Hard To Find
Mum, you brighten up my day
I think you are so funny
Even when you eat my lunch
And lose my pocket money
A mum like you is hard to find
You’re always drinking rum
I love you more than anything
Happy Mother’s day, dear Mum - I’ll Go Someday
Mum, I know you do the dishes
And I know you cook the food.
I know you scrub down all the floors
Even when you’re in a bad mood.
And every night you walk the dog
While I’m watching all my shows.
On Thursdays you take out the trash
And every spring you wash the windows.
Mum, I know you’re sad I’ll go someday
And leave you all alone,
But right now I’m only 35
So what other place could I call home? - Who Loves Us?
Who loves us without condition?
Who loves us in their admonition?
Who loves us despite the dirt?
Who do we go to when we’re hurt?
Who shares in all our joys?
Who buys us the best toys?
Who keeps us warm and fed?
Who would prefer a puppy instead?
Who cheers us up when we’re glum?
Who else but your mum - You Look Perfect
I know you like everything to be perfect,
All straight and tidy.
But you look perfect to me at 3am,
When our baby is crying and you’re singing sweet nothings to her.
Your hair is a mess,
You have spit-up on your chest,
But everything fades away.
You’re the best mum out there,
You’re doing great!
Happy first Mother’s Day, my love! - Love is Forever
Sometimes you’re silly and sometimes you’re weird,
Occasionally I feel embarrassed and want you disappeared.
Sometimes you annoy me and I yell and shout,
And every now and then you make me pout.
Often I say things to you which I don’t mean,
And I might even act like a crazy drama queen.
But no matter what happens or how I may act,
My love and appreciation for you is an eternal fact!
Poems Celebrating Mom’s Hidden Talents
- Chef Mom
Mac ‘n cheese, and chicken too,
Peanut butter sandwiches, and fruits anew.
I cook, I bake, I try to please,
A culinary queen, with a loving squeeze - The World’s Okayest Mom
I may not be, the perfect guide,
But I try, I try, with a loving stride.
I stumble, I fall, but I rise again,
A mom who’s okay, with a heart that wins. - My Superhero Mom
In a world of chaos, you’re my calm,
A guiding light, that shines like a balm.
You save the day, with a loving touch,
My superhero mom, in a world so rushed. - Mother’s Intuition
A knowing glance, a whispered hunch,
A mother’s instinct, that never gets too much.
I sense your tears, your every fear,
And rush to comfort, with a mother’s ear. - From Diapers to Diplomas
From tiny toes, to graduation day,
I’ve watched you grow, in every single way.
From baby steps, to confident strides,
My heart beats proud, with motherly pride.
Poems About Mom’s Sacrifices
- A Life of Selflessness
You lived for me, for our family too,
Your dreams on hold, your heart forever true.
You gave, you gave, with every single step,
A selfless love, that only a mother can keep. - My Heart on a Platter
I give, I give, with every single breath,
My love, my time, my every waking depth.
I sacrifice, I compromise, I yield,
My heart beats for you, my love unsealed. - Love in a million little ways
You wiped my nose, you calmed my fears,
You whispered secrets, and calmed my tears.
You held my hand, through every fall,
And showed me love, through it all. - The Art of Nagging
Eat your veggies, do your homework too,
Don’t forget your lunch, and your jacket anew.
Brush your teeth, and wash your face,
Mom’s constant reminders, in every single place. - Super Mom, Cape Not Included
I may not fly, or have a superpower too,
But I can multitask, with a skill or two.
I save the day, with a single glance,
With a heart that’s strong, and a loving stance.
Poems About Mom’s Endless Tasks
- Mom’s Taxi
I drive, I drive, from dawn till night,
A chauffeur, chef, and referee in sight.
To soccer practice, to school, to play,
My minivan’s wheels spinning all day. - The Queen of Messy Rooms
My kingdom’s a mess, a chaotic sight,
Toys and books and clothes scattered bright.
I reign supreme, a monarch of the floor,
Where chaos reigns, and laundry piles some more. - Laundry Day Blues
Mountains of laundry, Mom never despairs
She tackles the stains with expert care
But if a sock goes missing, oh what a plight
We blame it on the sock-eating monster at night - Kitchen Queen
In the kitchen, Mom reigns supreme
Her cooking is like a gourmet dream
But when she tries a new dish
We all end up eating fish - Tech-Savvy Mom
Mom, you’re up-to-date with all the trends
Your tech skills have no end
From the latest apps to online shopping sprees
You’re the coolest mom there ever could be
Poems About Mom’s Special Powers
- Mother’s Intuition
A knowing glance, a whispered hunch,
A mother’s instinct, that never gets too much.
I sense your tears, your every fear,
And rush to comfort, with a mother’s ear. - My Superhero Mom
In a world of chaos, you’re my calm,
A guiding light, that shines like a balm.
You save the day, with a loving touch,
My superhero mom, in a world so rushed. - The World’s Okayest Mom
I may not be, the perfect guide,
But I try, I try, with a loving stride.
I stumble, I fall, but I rise again,
A mom who’s okay, with a heart that wins. - Super Mom
Mom, you’re a superhero
With powers beyond compare
You juggle work, kids, and chores
And still have time to spare - Mom’s Taxi
Mom’s taxi is always on the go
From school to soccer practice, to and fro
But no matter how many miles you drive
You’re always there for us, our mom alive
Additional Funny Poem Jokes
- Mud Pie Memories
“In ye olde days, with thee I’d play,
‘Neath the sun’s warm and golden ray.
Memories of mud pies, oh so grand,
With thee, dear mother, hand in hand.” - Syrupy Sunshine
“From thine kitchen, scents divine,
Pancakes flipped, syrupy wine.
Though burnt offerings oft did appear,
‘Twas thy love that made them dear.” - Dreams and Laughter
“With thee, dear mother, by my side,
In dreams, we’d journey far and wide.
Through kingdoms vast, with laughter sweet,
Our bond, a treasure, none could defeat.” - Moonlit Melodies
“Neath moonlit skies, our laughter rang,
As we danced and sang and twanged.
Memories made, both silly and true,
My dearest mother, how I love you!” - You’re da Bomb!
It’s mother’s day,
So thank you Mom
You ought to know
That you’re da’ bomb! - Daisies and Frogs
Through fields of daisies, we would prance,
And chase the frogs with childish dance.
Your patience endless, your love so true,
Teaching me all that I now knew. - The Cleaning Queen
With a mop and broom, you conquer all,
Transforming chaos into a hallway.
Your cleaning skills are quite divine,
Turning messes into shining design. - Mom’s Garden
Your garden thrives with tender care,
Each flower telling stories you share.
From tiny seeds to blooms so bright,
Your green thumb works its magic right. - Coffee Fuel
Early mornings, late night talks,
Your coffee pot is your trusted walk.
Through sleepless nights and busy days,
It keeps you going in countless ways. - Mom’s Magic
You fix scraped knees with gentle hands,
And band-aids that you somehow understand.
Your hugs heal hearts, your words inspire,
You’re magic, Mom, and that’s no lie!
How to Use These Poem Jokes
- Personalize Your Card: Add one or two poems that resonate with your mom’s personality or your relationship.
- Create a Poem Booklet: Compile several poems into a small booklet for a more elaborate gift.
- Pair with a Gift: Attach a poem to a physical gift for an extra thoughtful touch.
- Read Aloud: Surprise your mom by reading a poem to her on Mother’s Day.
- Share on Social Media: Post your favorite poem with a photo of you and your mom.
These funny Mother’s Day poem jokes are designed to bring a smile to your mom’s face while expressing your appreciation for all she does. The perfect blend of humor and heart makes these poems ideal for greeting cards that will make your mom feel loved and celebrated on her special day!
