30 Knock-Knock Jokes Dad Will Secretly Love This Father’s Day

Ditch the generic card this year and tickle Dad’s funny bone with these interactive knock-knock jokes! Perfect for breakfast in bed, homemade cards, or family dinner—these puns are guaranteed to make him groan and grin. Get ready to laugh until your sides hurt! #FathersDayJokes #KnockKnockJokes #DadHumor”

Wake Up Dad with a Chuckle! 🥤

1. Knock knock.
   Who’s there?
   Orange.
   Orange who?
   Orange you glad it’s Father’s Day?
2. Knock knock.
   Who’s there?
   Cow says.
   Cow says who?
   No silly—cow says moooo!
3. Knock knock.
   Who’s there?
   Boo.
   Boo who?
   Don’t cry—I brought donuts!

Grill Master or Pun Master? 🔥

4. Knock knock.
   Who’s there?
   BBQ.
   BBQ who?
   BBQ brave enough to handle my smoke alarm?
5. Knock knock.
   Who’s there?
   Steak.
   Steak who?
   Steak rare if I forget the grill grates again!
6. Knock knock.
   Who’s there?
   Flame.
   Flame who?
   Flame needs a fire extinguisher after my cooking!

Dad’s “Cool” Tech Phase 📱

7. Knock knock.
   Who’s there?
   WiFi.
   WiFi who?
   WiFi fix your router—just turn it off and on again!
8. Knock knock.
   Who’s there?
   Alexa.
   Alexa who?
   Alexa, play jazz… why did I ask that?
9. Knock knock.
   Who’s there?
   Emoji.
   Emoji who?
   Emoji dad even know what a hashtag is?

Family Chaos, Dad Smirks 😂

10. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Kid.
    Kid who?
    Kid you—I actually cleaned my room!
11. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Mom.
    Mom who?
    Mom says you’re doing the dishes this time!
12. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Dog.
    Dog who?
    Dog ate your socks… again. Sorry.

Love Language: Puns & Snacks 🧢

13. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Love.
    Love who?
    Love dad enough to share your coffee?
14. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Snack.
    Snack who?
    Snack time—I hid the chips in the garage!
15. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Heart.
    Heart who?
    Heart dad enough to fix that leaky faucet?

Sports Dad: From Golf to “Dadball” ⛳

16. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Golf ball.
    Golf ball who?
    Golf ball hole if I swing this right!
17. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Baseball.
    Baseball who?
    Baseball glove you catch this pun?
18. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Tennis racket.
    Tennis racket who?
    Tennis racket net your attention—but it worked!

DIY Dad: Tools & “Fixes” 🛠️

19. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Hammer.
    Hammer who?
    Hammer time—I’m fixing that wobbly table… again!
20. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Wrench.
    Wrench who?
    Wrench dad a break—I’m trying!
21. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Shelf.
    Shelf who?
    Shelf help—I’m still working on it!

Bedtime Dad: Stories & Snoring 😴

22. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Bedtime.
    Bedtime who?
    Bedtime story about the dad who fixed a leaky faucet?
23. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Pillow.
    Pillow who?
    Pillow dad a soft landing—promise!
24. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Snore.
    Snore who?
    Snore dad said he’d “rest his eyes” during the road trip.

Dad’s Secret Romances: Coffee & Lawn Gnomes 🧙♂️

25. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Coffee.
    Coffee who?
    Coffee dad a reason to smile this morning!
26. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Gnome.
    Gnome who?
    Gnome dad’s been talking to the garden again.
27. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Lawn.
    Lawn who?
    Lawn dad’s been mowed—finally!

Dad’s “Wisdom” That’s Pure Chaos 🥴

28. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Advice.
    Advice who?
    Advice dad gave you about “never trusting a calendar.”
29. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Wisdom.
    Wisdom who?
    Wisdom dad claims he’s had since 1987.
30. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Dad joke.
    Dad joke who?
    Dad joke dad finally admitted he’s proud of you.

Conclusion: Turn these jokes into keepsakes by writing them in Father’s Day cards, sharing them on social media with a photo of Dad laughing, or creating a family “Joke Jar” for daily giggles. For extra engagement, pair them with drawings of Dad’s coffee mug, his favorite tools, or his questionable fashion choices. Remember: Dads love jokes that make them groan and grin. Happy Father’s Day!