After Thanksgiving, we’re all in need of a little humor—especially as we recover from that food coma and think about all those leftovers!
If you’re looking for some laughs to get you through the days after the big feast, these jokes are sure to keep the holiday spirit going.
Here are a few “after Thanksgiving” jokes to make you smile:
- “What do you call a running turkey left over from Thanksgiving? Fast food! 🦃💨”
- “Why did the turkey bring a suitcase? Because it knew it was stuffed and had to go! 🎒🦃”
- “How do you know you had too much Thanksgiving dinner? When you’re gravy-ing a little longer on the couch! 🛋️😴”
- “What’s a turkey’s least favorite day of the year? Leftover Friday! 🦃😆”
- “Why did the leftovers feel so appreciated? Because they were getting second servings of attention! 🍗🥧”
These jokes are perfect for post-Thanksgiving laughs with family and friends as you dive into leftovers. Want more to smile about? Keep reading for extra servings of humor! 😄🍽️
“When the Turkey Won’t Quit! 🦃🍗”
- “Why did the turkey end up in leftovers? Because it wanted to stick around! 😆”
- “What’s the turkey’s favorite after-dinner activity? Chillin’ in the fridge! ❄️”
- “Why is turkey great for leftovers? It’s already stuffed! 🥘”
- “What do you call a turkey that’s stuck in the fridge? A cold turkey! 🧊”
- “Why don’t leftover turkeys ever get invited to parties? Because they’re always cold! 🥶”
“Recovering from the Turkey Coma 😴🦃”
- “How do turkeys recover from Thanksgiving? They wing it! 🪽”
- “Why did everyone nap after Thanksgiving? They couldn’t find a reason not to! 😴”
- “What’s the hardest part about post-Thanksgiving? Trying to wake up from that gravy coma! 🛌🍗”
When Family Time Lingers 🏠🦃”
- “Why do families argue after Thanksgiving? They’re just making room for dessert! 🍰”
- “How do you know it’s time for the family to leave? When even the leftovers are done! 😅”
- “What’s the best way to clear out guests? Tell them you’re out of leftovers! 🚪🍽️”
- “Why did Uncle Bob bring Tupperware to Thanksgiving? He’s in it for the long haul! 😂”
- “What do you call it when family won’t leave? Extended stuffing! 🥴”
- “How does the turkey feel about the family staying late? Plucked out and ready to rest! 😴”
- “What’s the family’s favorite Thanksgiving game? ‘Find a spot on the couch!’ 🛋️”
- “Why do Thanksgiving dinners go on forever? Because everyone’s on a roll… literally! 🥖”
Shopping Frenzy Leftovers 🛍️💸”
- “Why did the turkey avoid Black Friday? It was already stuffed! 🦃”
- “What’s scarier than Thanksgiving dinner? The Black Friday line! 😱”
- “How does a shopaholic recover from Black Friday? By ‘sale-brating’ the deals they missed! 🎉”
- “Why don’t wallets like Black Friday? They always feel empty afterward! 💸”
- “What’s the best Black Friday survival tip? Don’t look at your bank account! 🏦🙈”
- “Why did the couch look so inviting after Black Friday? Because it’s free to sit on! 🛋️”
- “How did the shopaholic feel post-Black Friday? Like they got ‘carted’ away! 🛒”
- “What’s a shopaholic’s favorite exercise? Cardio with a credit card! 💳🏃♀️”
Creative Leftover Solutions 🍲🥧”
- “Why did the mashed potatoes never make it to leftovers? They mashed it out early! 🥔”
- “What’s the secret ingredient in Thanksgiving leftovers? A dash of fridge mystery! 🤫”
- “What do you call leftover pumpkin pie? Pure pumpkin perseverance! 🎃”
- “Why do leftovers taste better the next day? Because they’ve had time to ‘season’ themselves! 🌱”
- “How do you know a leftover casserole is truly unique? When even the chef can’t remember the recipe! 🍲”
- “What’s a turkey’s least favorite leftover dish? Turkey surprise… again! 😅”
- “Why did the gravy volunteer as a leftover? It just wanted to pour itself into something new! 🥣”
- “What’s the best thing about leftover stuffing? It’s the gift that keeps on giving! 🎁”
Post-Holiday Diet Realities 🥧🦃”
- “Why did everyone’s diet go missing? It got lost in the stuffing! 🍞”
- “What’s the hardest thing to do after Thanksgiving? Button up! 👖”
- “Why do diets start after Thanksgiving? Because pumpkin pie is irresistible! 😋”
- “Why did the salad feel lonely at Thanksgiving? It knew it wouldn’t get any attention! 🥗”
- “What’s a turkey’s least favorite holiday tradition? Watching everyone loosen their belts! 🦃”
- “Why is the Thanksgiving diet called ‘see-food’? Because you eat everything you see! 👀🍽️”
- “How do you burn calories on Thanksgiving? By running to the dessert table! 🍰🏃”
- “Why did the gym close after Thanksgiving? It knew nobody would show up! 💪😆”
When Gratitude Turns into Leftovers 🙏🥧”
- “Why did everyone feel extra thankful after Thanksgiving? They survived Aunt Linda’s stories! 😂”
- “What’s the hardest thing to be thankful for after Thanksgiving? Extra pounds! 🏋️♂️”
- “Why didn’t the gratitude stick around? It left with the last slice of pie! 🍰”
- “Why was gratitude so hard to find after Thanksgiving? It got buried under mashed potatoes! 🥔”
- “How do you show gratitude for leftovers? By letting them chill in the fridge a little longer! 🧊”
- “Why was everyone thankful for stretchy pants? Because gratitude comes in all sizes! 👖”
- “What did gratitude say after Thanksgiving? ‘Thanks for having me, see you next year!’ 👋”
- “Why did the pumpkin pie get the most gratitude? Because it was everyone’s ‘piece’ of happiness! 🎃”
The Best Excuses for Not Eating Leftovers 🦃🍽️”
- “Why didn’t the dog eat the leftovers? Even he’s over Thanksgiving! 🐶”
- “What do you say when offered another turkey sandwich? ‘Sorry, I’m stuffed!’ 😆”
- “Why is it hard to eat leftovers? Because your fridge has lost its appeal! ❄️”
- “What’s the best excuse for skipping leftovers? ‘I’m saving room for Christmas cookies!’ 🎄🍪”
- “Why did the turkey get left in the fridge? Because it didn’t make the ‘cut’ for round two! 🔪”
- “How do you politely decline leftovers? ‘Thanks, but I’m on a post-turkey cleanse!’ 🧘♀️”
- “Why does nobody want more stuffing? Because they’ve had their fill of ‘fluff’ for the year! 🍞”
- “What’s the real reason for avoiding leftovers? Turkey fatigue is real! 💤”
Family’s Still Here! 👨👩👧👦🦃”
- “Why did the in-laws stick around? They couldn’t let go of the stuffing! 🍞”
- “What’s the best way to make in-laws leave? Serve Thanksgiving leftovers for breakfast! 🍗”
- “How do you get in-laws to leave post-Thanksgiving? Offer them another turkey dinner! 😅”
- “Why did the in-laws bring extra suitcases? They packed for Thanksgiving and ‘extended’ leftovers! 🧳”
- “What’s the in-laws’ favorite Thanksgiving tradition? Staying just a little too long! ⏰”
- “Why don’t the in-laws ever leave on time? They’re waiting for ‘one last slice’ of pie! 🥧”
- “How do you politely hint it’s time to leave? Start decorating for Christmas! 🎄”
- “Why do in-laws make the best Thanksgiving guests? Because they always take the last of the leftovers! 🥡”
Post-Thanksgiving Workout Woes 💪🥧”
- “What’s the best workout after Thanksgiving? Walking to the fridge! 🚶♂️🍗”
- “Why did everyone go to the gym after Thanksgiving? To shake off the gravy! 🏋️♀️”
- “What’s the hardest exercise after Thanksgiving? Sitting up! 😅”
- “Why don’t squats work after Thanksgiving? Because everyone’s legs are still full of stuffing! 🦵🍞”
- “What’s the Thanksgiving version of cardio? Racing to the couch after dinner! 🛋️”
- “Why did the treadmill look intimidating post-Thanksgiving? It knows what you ate! 🏃♂️”
- “How do you warm up for a post-Thanksgiving workout? By stretching out your waistband! 👖”
- “Why is it so hard to work out after Thanksgiving? Because you’re still ‘lifting’ that turkey dinner! 🦃”
