85+Turkey, Pie, and Punchlines: Funny Thanksgiving Captions

Thanksgiving wouldn’t be complete without a few laughs, right?

Whether you’re poking fun at the food comas, the endless leftovers, or the family quirks, a funny caption is the perfect way to add some humor to your holiday posts.

Here are some playful captions to keep things light and get everyone smiling!

Here are five funny Thanksgiving captions to kick things off:

• “Stop, drop, and pass the rolls. 🥖😂”
• “My favorite exercise? A cross between a lunge and a crunch… I call it lunch. 🍗💪”
• “Leftovers are for quitters. 🥧😉”
• “Feast mode: activated. 🦃💥”
• “Grateful, blessed, and absolutely stuffed. 🍽️😅”

Suggested Hashtags: #ThanksgivingHumor #FeastMode #FoodComa #TurkeyTalk #StuffedAndHappy #ThanksgivingLaughs #GobbleTilYouWobble #HolidayCalories #PassTheGravy #FamilyFun

Explore even more funny captions inside to keep the holiday spirit light and bright! 🍂😆

Food-Obsessed Thanksgiving Captions

1. “I’m just here for the pie… and maybe some turkey.” 🥧🦃🍂
2. “Stuffed with stuffing and not an ounce of regret.” 😂🍗✨
3. “Give me all the carbs and nobody gets hurt.” 🥖🍛💖
4. “Feast mode: activated.” 🧡🍽️💫
5. “The only thing better than food is more food.” 😂🍂🥧
6. “Calories don’t count on Thanksgiving, right?” 🤞🦃🍛
7. “Current mood: grateful for food.” 🥰🍗🍁
8. “Just here for the food and the leftovers.” 🥘🍴💛
9. “Thankful, blessed, and fully dressed… with gravy.” 😆🍗🍃
10. “Pumpkin pie and I go way back.” 🎃🥧💖
11. “Today’s forecast: 99% chance of gravy.” 😂🍛🍂
12. “Give thanks, then pass the mashed potatoes.” 🥔🙏🍽️
13. “Let’s get basted!” 🦃😂🍷
14. “On a mission to try one of everything on the table.” 🍽️💛🍂
15. “If loving food is wrong, I don’t want to be right.” 🥰🍗✨

Hashtags:
#ThankfulForFood 🥧🍂 #FeastModeOn 🧡🍽️ #FoodComa 😂🍗 #ThanksgivingSpread 💖🍛 #AllAboutTheFood 🥘🍴

Funny Captions About Family Gatherings

1. “Family: Can’t live with them, can’t survive Thanksgiving without them.” 😂🦃💖
2. “When we gather, the volume goes up, and the patience goes down.” 😆🍂🎉
3. “Family time: where everything’s made up and the volume doesn’t matter.” 😂🍁💫
4. “Thankful for family, even when they ask if I’m still single.” 🙄💖🍗
5. “We may not have it all together, but together we have it all (and too much food).” 🥧💛😂
6. “Thanksgiving: when the family gets a little louder and the pants get a little tighter.” 😆🍽️🧡
7. “Family gatherings: where calories don’t count, and opinions definitely do.” 😂🥘💫
8. “Blessed with a family that’s 50% love, 50% chaos.” ❤️🎉🍂
9. “Survived another family dinner – medal, please!” 🏅😂🍗
10. “Family: the perfect mix of love, laughter, and slightly too much drama.” 💖🎭🍁

Hashtags:
#FamilyGathering 😂🦃 #ThankfulForFamily ❤️🍂 #FamilyFun 🥧💫 #LoveAndLoudness 🎉🍗 #ThanksgivingWithFamily 💛

Captions for Thanksgiving Cooking Fails

1. “Nailed it… kind of.” 😅🦃🔥
2. “Turns out, ‘well-done’ is my specialty.” 😂🍗💫
3. “Thankful for takeout as my backup plan.” 🍕🍁🙃
4. “Burnt to perfection!” 🔥🥧😂
5. “I tried my best, but the turkey had other plans.” 😆🦃🍽️
6. “At least the smoke alarm works!” 🚨😅🍂
7. “The only thing that’s roasting today is my cooking skills.” 😂🍗🍛
8. “Turkey may be toast, but the memories are golden.” 💛🔥🦃
9. “Cooking level: epic fail (but I’ve got dessert).” 🥧🙈🍁
10. “This year’s main dish: laughter!” 😆🍴💫

Hashtags:
#CookingFail 😂🦃 #ThanksgivingDisaster 🔥🍗 #KitchenMishaps 😅🍽️ #EpicFail 🥧🍂 #CookingMemories 🍕

Turkey and Stuffing-Themed Puns

1. “Let’s get basted!” 🦃🍷😂
2. “Stuffed with love (and a little too much stuffing).” 🥰🍗💫
3. “Feast your eyes on this turkey!” 🦃👀🍂
4. “You’re the gravy to my mashed potatoes!” 🍛💖🥔
5. “This turkey is getting roasted in more ways than one.” 😂🔥🦃
6. “Just winging it this Thanksgiving.” 🐔💫🍁
7. “Talk turkey to me.” 🦃💕✨
8. “No fowl play here, just good food and good vibes!” 😂🍗🍽️
9. “Putting the ‘thanks’ in Thanksgiving, one bite at a time.” 🧡🍂🥧
10. “Stuffed to the brim and loving every bite.” 😆🍗💖
11. “Let the gourd times roll!” 🎃🍂🥂
12. “Current mood: thankful and fully stuffed.” 🥰🍽️🦃

Hashtags:
#TurkeyPuns 🦃🍂 #StuffedWithLove 💖🍗 #GobbleWobble 😂🥧 #ThanksgivingLaughs 🧡✨ #TurkeyDayFun

Captions About the Post-Meal Food Coma

1. “Officially in a ‘stuffed’ relationship with this couch.” 🛋️🍗😂
2. “Feast mode: off. Nap mode: on.” 😴🍂💤
3. “Current status: Turkey coma.” 🦃💫🥱
4. “I came, I ate, I conquered… now, nap time.” 🥘😂🛌
5. “Living my best life one post-meal nap at a time.” 🛋️❤️🥱
6. “All dressed up with nowhere to go… except the couch.” 😂🍽️🛌
7. “Stuffed and snuggled in for the rest of the day.” 😆🍗💤
8. “Turkey, pie, and now… goodnight!” 🦃🥧💖😴
9. “The only marathon I’m running is from the table to the couch.” 🏃🍁🛋️
10. “Current mood: Full, happy, and horizontal.” 😅🛌🧡

Hashtags:
#FoodComa 😴🦃 #ThanksgivingNap 🛋️🍂 #PostFeastFeels 😂💤 #StuffedAndHappy 🥱🍗 #CouchPotatoLife 🧡

Wine and Drink Humor for Thanksgiving Toasts

1. “Wine not? It’s Thanksgiving!” 🍷🦃😂
2. “Thankful for family, food, and a full glass.” 🥂🍁💫
3. “Pairs well with turkey and avoiding awkward family questions.” 😂🍷🍗
4. “Cheers to a day filled with food, family, and just enough wine.” 🥂❤️🍽️
5. “Sip, sip, hooray! It’s Thanksgiving Day!” 🍷🎉🦃
6. “Today’s menu: Eat, drink, nap, repeat.” 😆🍸💤
7. “I’m here for the pie… and the Pinot.” 🥧🍷💖
8. “Thankful for wine to handle all the ‘family bonding’ moments.” 😂🍷🍂
9. “Giving thanks and raising a glass.” 🥂💛🍁
10. “In a relationship with wine and feeling fine.” 🍷🥰✨

Hashtags:
#ThanksgivingToast 🍷🦃 #CheersToThanksgiving 🥂🍁 #WineNot 😂🍸 #SipSipHooray 🍷✨ #GratefulAndGrapeful 😆

Captions for Thanksgiving Leftovers

1. “Today’s menu: turkey, with a side of ‘didn’t we just eat this?’” 😂🦃🍽️
2. “Leftovers: the gift that keeps on giving (and giving).” 🥧🍗💫
3. “Officially out of Tupperware and still finding room for more.” 😂🍽️🍂
4. “When in doubt, make a turkey sandwich… again.” 🥪🦃😆
5. “Leftovers are just Thanksgiving’s encore.” 🍗👏🍁
6. “Reheating food and memories from yesterday.” 🧡🍲💫
7. “Turkey, stuffing, pie… repeat until Christmas.” 🎄🦃🥧
8. “I may be out of Thanksgiving spirit, but not out of leftovers.” 😂🍽️🧡

Hashtags:
#ThanksgivingLeftovers 🦃🍽️ #LeftoverLove 🥧🍂 #RoundTwo 😂🥪 #FeastOnRepeat 🧡🍗

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Self-Deprecating Captions for Thanksgiving Overindulgence

1. “Me: I’m only having a small plate. Also me: takes entire turkey.” 😂🦃🍽️
2. “I came. I saw. I overate.” 😆🍗💫
3. “Said I’d save room for dessert… didn’t save room for dessert.” 🥧😅🍂
4. “The Thanksgiving pants are officially at max capacity.” 😂👖🍁
5. “Current status: part human, part mashed potatoes.” 🥔😆💖
6. “When you go for seconds and realize you were already on thirds.” 🙈🍽️💫
7. “Stuffed like the turkey and not an ounce of shame.” 🦃🍗😅
8. “Calories don’t count on Thanksgiving, right? Asking for a friend.” 😜🍁🥧
9. “Just a little taste of everything… for the sixth time.” 😂🥘🧡
10. “If you need me, I’ll be in a food coma until further notice.” 🛋️😴🍗

Hashtags:
#ThanksgivingFeast 😂🦃 #FoodComa 😅🍽️ #TooMuchStuffing 🥧🍂 #OverindulgenceVibes 🙈🍗 #StuffedAndHappy 😜

Funny Thanksgiving Captions for Group Photos

1. “Gobble ’til you wobble… then snap a photo to remember it all.” 🦃😂📸
2. “Family + food + friends = all we need (and maybe a nap).” 😆🍂🛋️
3. “Thankful for this crazy bunch who always keeps it interesting.” 😜❤️🍁
4. “We may not have it all together, but together we have it all (and too much food).” 😂🥘💫
5. “Proof that we can all be in the same room without a food fight… for now.” 😂🍽️🦃
6. “Family: where chaos meets gratitude and leftovers.” 🧡😆🥧
7. “Smiling because we’re all thinking about dessert.” 😋🍰💖
8. “Survived another Thanksgiving together – and we’ve got the photos to prove it!” 📸🍂😂

Hashtags:
#ThanksgivingCrew 🦃📸 #FamilyFun 😂🍁 #GratefulGathering 😆🥘 #HolidayMemories 🧡