If you’re looking for some groan-worthy Thanksgiving jokes that’ll have your family rolling their eyes (and maybe laughing anyway), you’re in the right place!
Sometimes, the cornier the joke, the better it is for breaking the ice or getting a good-natured groan around the table.
Let’s embrace the cringe and add some humor to your holiday gathering!
Here are a few terrible (but funny!) Thanksgiving jokes:
- “Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken! 🐔😂”
- “What sound does a limping turkey make? Wobble wobble! 🦃💀”
- “What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? The mashed potato! 🕺🥔”
- “What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, google! 🖥️🦃”
- “Why did the stuffing break up with the turkey? Because it found someone who’s a little less dry! 💔🥲”
These jokes are perfectly terrible, but hey, that’s what makes them funny!
Dive in for more cringe-worthy Thanksgiving laughs—guaranteed to make someone at the table shake their head (and maybe even chuckle)! 😅🦃
Turkey Terribles: Corny Jokes About Turkeys 🦃
- Why did the turkey get a seat in the orchestra? Because it was a “natural” at winging it!
- What did the turkey say to the computer? “Google, gobble, gobble!”
- Why do turkeys make great stand-up comedians? Because they always leave the audience stuffed!
- Why did the turkey refuse dessert? It was already “stuffed” after dinner!
- How did the turkey win the talent show? It had “pluck” like no other!
Family Feast Fails: Jokes About the Thanksgiving Dinner Table 🍽️
- What did the mashed potatoes say to the turkey? “You’re butter off with me on the side!”
- Why did the green bean casserole break up with the stuffing? It needed some “thyme” to itself.
- Why did the dinner roll tell a joke? To “butter” up the crowd!
- How did the gravy win everyone over? It was just too “saucy” to resist.
- Why was the turkey such a show-off at the table? It had a “wing up” on everyone else!
Awful Autumn Laughs: Cringey Jokes About Fall and Thanksgiving Traditions 🍂
- Why did the apple pie get kicked out of the Thanksgiving feast? It couldn’t keep its “cool”!
- What did the scarecrow say to the pumpkin? “You light up my patch!”
- Why did the acorn break up with the tree? It couldn’t handle the “pressure” of branching out.
- Why do leaves never get in trouble? Because they always know how to “fall” in line.
- Why was the pumpkin embarrassed at the party? It couldn’t squash its feelings!
Pilgrim Punchlines: Cheesy Jokes About Pilgrims and Thanksgiving History ⛵
- Why did the Pilgrim get in trouble at school? Because he couldn’t stop “cracking” up in history class!
- How do Pilgrims keep their feathers neat? With a “turkey” comb!
- What did the Pilgrim say when he found corn in his hat? “This is ear-ily unexpected!”
- Why didn’t the Pilgrims tell secrets in the cornfield? Because the corn had ears!
- How did the Pilgrims bake bread on the Mayflower? They “kneeded” the dough to get across!
Stuffed with Laughs: Puns and Jokes About Stuffing 🥖
- Why did the stuffing go to therapy? It felt like it was just “filling” a void!
- What’s the stuffing’s favorite hobby? Getting into “mix-ups” with herbs and spices.
- Why did the stuffing break up with the gravy? It needed more “spice” in its life.
- How did the stuffing land the job at Thanksgiving dinner? It had a lot of “seasoned” experience.
- Why was the stuffing always invited to Thanksgiving? Because it was such a “filling” friend!
Gravy Groaners: Laughably Bad Gravy Jokes 🥣
- Why did the gravy break up with the mashed potatoes? It felt like it was just “pouring” its heart out!
- What’s gravy’s favorite exercise? The “gravy boat” row!
- Why did the gravy apply for a promotion? It wanted to “rise” to the occasion.
- What did the gravy say to the turkey? “Let’s pour ourselves into this dinner!”
- Why doesn’t gravy ever win arguments? It always finds itself in a “sticky” situation!
Corny Thanksgiving One-Liners: Short but Horrible Jokes 🌽
- Why did the turkey sit in the shade? It didn’t want to get roasted!
- What do you call a running turkey? Fast food!
- Why did the pie feel awkward? It wasn’t “cut out” for small talk.
- What’s the stuffing’s favorite day? Fry-day!
- Why don’t potatoes ever get invited to parties? Because they always “spud” out!
Dessert Disasters: Jokes About Pumpkin Pie, Apple Pie, and All Things Sweet 🍰
- Why did the pumpkin pie get fired? It just couldn’t “cut it” anymore!
- How did the apple pie feel at the party? A bit “crusty” around the edges.
- Why was the pecan pie always so calm? It had a “nutty” sense of humor!
- What did the pumpkin say to the apple pie? “Don’t try to ‘spice’ things up; I’ve got it covered!”
- Why did the dessert feel embarrassed? It got “creamed” in front of everyone!
Thanksgiving Cringe Compilation: So-Bad-They’re-Good Jokes to Wrap Up the Meal 🦃
- Why did the turkey refuse dessert? It was too “stuffed” to take another bite!
- What’s a turkey’s favorite kind of weather? Fowl weather!
- Why did the potatoes turn down the invite to Thanksgiving? They didn’t want to get mashed up in the crowd.
- What did the corn say at the Thanksgiving party? “This shindig is a-maize-ing!”
- Why did the Thanksgiving dinner make a great team? Because they always “meat” in the middle!
