150 Knock-Knock Christmas Jokes That Will Have Everyone Ho-Ho-Ho-ing

Knock-knock jokes are a Christmas classic—they’re quick, easy, and always bring on the laughs! Whether you’re entertaining kids or adults, these holiday-themed knock-knock jokes are the perfect way to keep the festive spirit alive.

Here are five Christmas knock-knock jokes to try:

🎅 Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow time like Christmas! 🎄

🎁 Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly-days are here! 🌟

❄️ Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf yourself to some Christmas cookies! 🍪

🎄 Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candle.
Candle who?
Candle you believe it’s Christmas already? ✨

🎅 Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Murray.
Murray who?
Murray Christmas to all! 🎁

These are sure to bring smiles and festive fun. Check out the full list for even more holiday knock-knock jokes! 🎅✨

Classic Knock Knock Christmas Jokes 🎅

1. Knock, knock!
   🎄 Who’s there?
   Snow.
   Snow who?
   Snow way you’re ready for Christmas already! 😂
   #KnockKnockLaughs #FestiveFun
2. Knock, knock!
   🎁 Who’s there?
   Mary.
   Mary who?
   Mary Christmas to you! 🎅
   #ClassicLaughs #HolidayKnocks
3. Knock, knock!
   ❄️ Who’s there?
   Holly.
   Holly who?
   Holly-day wishes to you and yours! 😂
   #FestiveGiggles #KnockKnockJokes
4. Knock, knock!
   🎄 Who’s there?
   Elf.
   Elf who?
   Elf you don’t let me in, I’m freezing out here! 🧝
   #ElfHumor #HolidayKnocks
5. Knock, knock!
   🎶 Who’s there?
   Carol.
   Carol who?
   Carol singers at your door, ready to bring cheer! 🎵
   #CarolLaughs #HolidayFun
6. Knock, knock!
   🛷 Who’s there?
   Rudolph.
   Rudolph who?
   Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, ready to sleigh this joke! 😂
   #ReindeerGiggles #ChristmasCheer
7. Knock, knock!
   🌟 Who’s there?
   Tinsel.
   Tinsel who?
   Tinsel we meet again, Merry Christmas! 😂
   #HolidayLaughs #KnockKnockFun
8. Knock, knock!
   🍪 Who’s there?
   Cookie.
   Cookie who?
   Cookie crumbs all over Santa’s beard! 😂
   #SweetLaughs #FestiveKnocks
9. Knock, knock!
   🌬️ Who’s there?
   Frost.
   Frost who?
   Frosty the Snowman, here to chill with you! ⛄
   #CoolKnocks #SnowyJokes
10. Knock, knock!
    🎅 Who’s there?
    Wreath.
    Wreath who?
    Wreath you a Merry Christmas! 😂
    #ClassicJokes #HolidayFun

Funny Santa-Themed Knock Knock Jokes 🎄

1. Knock, knock!
   🎅 Who’s there?
   Ho-ho.
   Ho-ho who?
   Ho-ho-hoping you’re ready for Christmas! 😂
   #SantaLaughs #HoHoHo
2. Knock, knock!
   🎁 Who’s there?
   Santa.
   Santa who?
   Santa-nother joke, because you’ll love this one too! 😂
   #SantaHumor #FestiveFun
3. Knock, knock!
   🛷 Who’s there?
   Rein.
   Rein who?
   Rein-deer you ready for the holidays? 😂
   #SantaAndFriends #HolidayKnocks
4. Knock, knock!
   🍪 Who’s there?
   Chimney.
   Chimney who?
   Chimney Christmas, Santa’s coming down soon! 😂
   #SantaJokes #ChristmasFun
5. Knock, knock!
   🎄 Who’s there?
   Jingle.
   Jingle who?
   Jingle all the way to some holiday laughs! 😂
   #SantaKnocks #HolidayGiggles
6. Knock, knock!
   🎅 Who’s there?
   Clause.
   Clause who?
   Clause you didn’t expect me, did you? 😂
   #SantaHumor #KnockKnockLaughs
7. Knock, knock!
   ✨ Who’s there?
   Present.
   Present who?
   Present and accounted for, just like Santa! 🎁
   #SantaJokes #HolidayKnocks
8. Knock, knock!
   🧝 Who’s there?
   North.
   North who?
   North Pole delivery for Santa! 😂
   #SantaAndElves #FestiveFun
9. Knock, knock!
   🌟 Who’s there?
   Slay.
   Slay who?
   Slay bells ring, are you listening? 🎶
   #SantaTunes #KnockKnockJokes
10. Knock, knock!
    🎅 Who’s there?
    Noah.
    Noah who?
    Noah good Santa joke when you hear one? 😂
    #SantaLaughs #HolidayFun

🎄✨ These knock-knock jokes are perfect for adding holiday cheer and Santa-approved laughter! 😂🎅

Reindeer Knock Knock Jokes for Kids 🦌

1. Knock, knock!
   🦌 Who’s there?
   Rudolph.
   Rudolph who?
   Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, lighting up your laughs! 😂
   #ReindeerJokes #FestiveKnocks
2. Knock, knock!
   🎅 Who’s there?
   Blitzen.
   Blitzen who?
   Blitzen to my Christmas playlist—let’s party! 🎶
   #ReindeerGiggles #HolidayHumor
3. Knock, knock!
   🛷 Who’s there?
   Dasher.
   Dasher who?
   Dasher off to deliver Santa’s gifts! 🎁
   #ReindeerFun #ChristmasLaughs
4. Knock, knock!
   🌟 Who’s there?
   Comet.
   Comet who?
   Comet get your Christmas cheer! 😂
   #ReindeerJokes #FestiveGiggles
5. Knock, knock!
   🦌 Who’s there?
   Cupid.
   Cupid who?
   Cupid up your Christmas tree yet? 🎄
   #ReindeerFun #HolidayKnocks
6. Knock, knock!
   🎁 Who’s there?
   Vixen.
   Vixen who?
   Vixen to make your Christmas magical! 🎅
   #ReindeerLaughs #FestiveFun
7. Knock, knock!
   ✨ Who’s there?
   Prancer.
   Prancer who?
   Prancer on your roof with Santa! 😂
   #ReindeerGiggles #HolidayFun
8. Knock, knock!
   🦌 Who’s there?
   Donner.
   Donner who?
   Donner worry, Santa’s on his way! 🎅
   #ReindeerHumor #FestiveKnocks
9. Knock, knock!
   🌬️ Who’s there?
   Rein.
   Rein who?
   Rein-deer you excited for Christmas? 😂
   #ReindeerLaughs #KnockKnockFun
10. Knock, knock!
    🎶 Who’s there?
    Hoof.
    Hoof who?
    Hoof it over to see Santa’s sleigh! 🛷
    #ReindeerJokes #HolidayCheer

Snowman Knock Knock Jokes That’ll Melt Your Heart ⛄

1. Knock, knock!
   ⛄ Who’s there?
   Snow.
   Snow who?
   Snowbody loves Christmas more than me! 😂
   #SnowmanJokes #FestiveKnocks
2. Knock, knock!
   ❄️ Who’s there?
   Ice.
   Ice who?
   Ice to meet you, Frosty’s friend! 😂
   #CoolKnocks #SnowyLaughs
3. Knock, knock!
   🧤 Who’s there?
   Mitten.
   Mitten who?
   Mitten with your snowman fun yet? 😂
   #SnowmanFun #WinterKnocks
4. Knock, knock!
   🎩 Who’s there?
   Frost.
   Frost who?
   Frosty the Snowman, bringing chills and laughs! 😂
   #FrostyFun #SnowyJokes
5. Knock, knock!
   🥕 Who’s there?
   Carrot.
   Carrot who?
   Carrot wait to build another snowman! 😂
   #CarrotHumor #FestiveLaughs
6. Knock, knock!
   ⛄ Who’s there?
   Chill.
   Chill who?
   Chill out, it’s snow much fun outside! 😂
   #CoolJokes #SnowKnocks
7. Knock, knock!
   ❄️ Who’s there?
   Flake.
   Flake who?
   Flake it till you make it—snowman style! 😂
   #WinterLaughs #SnowmanGiggles
8. Knock, knock!
   🌨️ Who’s there?
   Drift.
   Drift who?
   Drift away with some frosty fun! 😂
   #SnowDrifts #WinterHumor
9. Knock, knock!
   🧣 Who’s there?
   Scarf.
   Scarf who?
   Scarf down some cocoa and build a snowman! 😂
   #SnowyLaughs #FestiveKnocks
10. Knock, knock!
    ⛄ Who’s there?
    Melt.
    Melt who?
    Melt you at the snowball fight later! 😂
    #SnowmanFun #CoolKnocks

🎄❄️ These jokes will have kids laughing like reindeer and smiling like snowmen! 🦌⛄

Knock Knock Jokes About Christmas Presents 🎁

1. Knock, knock!
   🎁 Who’s there?
   Gift.
   Gift who?
   Gift it to me straight—am I on the nice list? 😂
   #PresentLaughs #KnockKnockJokes
2. Knock, knock!
   🎀 Who’s there?
   Wrap.
   Wrap who?
   Wrap it up, it’s Christmas morning! 😂
   #WrapHumor #FestiveFun
3. Knock, knock!
   🎄 Who’s there?
   Bow.
   Bow who?
   Bow down to the best gift wrapper in town! 😂
   #GiftGiggles #HolidayHumor
4. Knock, knock!
   🛍️ Who’s there?
   Box.
   Box who?
   Box full of surprises just for you! 🎁
   #ChristmasPresents #KnockKnockLaughs
5. Knock, knock!
   🎅 Who’s there?
   Tag.
   Tag who?
   Tag, you’re it for wrapping the next gift! 😂
   #HolidayHumor #GiftWrapFails
6. Knock, knock!
   ✂️ Who’s there?
   Tape.
   Tape who?
   Tape it up before Santa gets here! 😂
   #GiftWrapHumor #DadJokes
7. Knock, knock!
   📦 Who’s there?
   Package.
   Package who?
   Package all the fun into this holiday season! 🎁
   #PresentJokes #KnockKnockGiggles
8. Knock, knock!
   🌟 Who’s there?
   Ribbon.
   Ribbon who?
   Ribbon you up in holiday cheer! 😂
   #FestiveKnocks #HolidayFun
9. Knock, knock!
   🛍️ Who’s there?
   Surprise.
   Surprise who?
   Surprise—it’s the gift you’ve been waiting for! 🎁
   #PresentLaughs #KnockKnockJokes
10. Knock, knock!
    🎁 Who’s there?
    Present.
    Present who?
    Present and accounted for, just like Christmas morning! 😂
    #HolidayGiggles #GiftHumor

Hilarious Elf Knock Knock Jokes 🧝

1. Knock, knock!
   🧝 Who’s there?
   Elf.
   Elf who?
   Elf you don’t let me in, Santa’s gonna hear about it! 😂
   #ElfHumor #FestiveLaughs
2. Knock, knock!
   🎅 Who’s there?
   Helper.
   Helper who?
   Helper elf on duty, reporting for holiday cheer! 😂
   #ChristmasKnocks #ElfFun
3. Knock, knock!
   🎄 Who’s there?
   Mischief.
   Mischief who?
   Mischief managed by Santa’s favorite elf! 🧝
   #ElfAntics #HolidayKnockKnocks
4. Knock, knock!
   🎁 Who’s there?
   Sprinkle.
   Sprinkle who?
   Sprinkle a little magic into your Christmas! ✨
   #ElfJokes #FestiveFun
5. Knock, knock!
   🧝 Who’s there?
   Naughty.
   Naughty who?
   Naughty elf here, stealing Santa’s cookies! 🍪
   #CheekyElves #KnockKnockJokes
6. Knock, knock!
   ✂️ Who’s there?
   Jingle.
   Jingle who?
   Jingle all the way to elf-town! 🎶
   #ElfLaughs #HolidayFun
7. Knock, knock!
   🛷 Who’s there?
   Sneak.
   Sneak who?
   Sneak peek at Santa’s list, courtesy of an elf! 😂
   #ElfHumor #KnockKnockGiggles
8. Knock, knock!
   🎄 Who’s there?
   Short.
   Short who?
   Short elf here to save Christmas! 🧝
   #TinyLaughs #ElfJokes
9. Knock, knock!
   🎁 Who’s there?
   Spark.
   Spark who?
   Sparkling elf ready to decorate the tree! 🌟
   #ElfMagic #FestiveKnocks
10. Knock, knock!
    🎅 Who’s there?
    Buddy.
    Buddy who?
    Buddy the Elf, ready for candy canes and laughs! 😂
    #ElfJokes #HolidayKnockKnocks

🎄✨ These jokes are full of gift-giving giggles and elf-tastic fun! 🎅🧝

Christmas Tree Knock Knock Jokes 🌲

1. Knock, knock!
   🎄 Who’s there?
   Pine.
   Pine who?
   Pine-ing for Christmas already! 😂
   #TreeHumor #KnockKnockLaughs
2. Knock, knock!
   ✨ Who’s there?
   Spruce.
   Spruce who?
   Spruce up your home with a festive tree! 🎄
   #TreeJokes #FestiveFun
3. Knock, knock!
   🎅 Who’s there?
   Orna.
   Orna who?
   Orna-ment you glad it’s Christmas? 😂
   #OrnamentGiggles #TreeLaughs
4. Knock, knock!
   🌟 Who’s there?
   Lights.
   Lights who?
   Lights up, it’s time to decorate! 😂
   #TreeHumor #FestiveKnocks
5. Knock, knock!
   🛋️ Who’s there?
   Tree.
   Tree who?
   Tree-mendous fun decorating this year! 🎄
   #TreePuns #KnockKnockFun
6. Knock, knock!
   🎁 Who’s there?
   Branch.
   Branch who?
   Branch out and try a new holiday tradition! 😂
   #TreeGiggles #FestiveJokes
7. Knock, knock!
   🎄 Who’s there?
   Needle.
   Needle who?
   Needle little help decorating the tree? 😂
   #TreeLaughs #HolidayKnocks
8. Knock, knock!
   🌟 Who’s there?
   Tinsel.
   Tinsel who?
   Tinsel we meet again next Christmas! 😂
   #ShinyJokes #TreeGiggles
9. Knock, knock!
   🎅 Who’s there?
   Fir.
   Fir who?
   Fir-ever grateful for a beautiful Christmas tree! 🎄
   #TreePuns #FestiveFun
10. Knock, knock!
    🎄 Who’s there?
    Star.
    Star who?
    Star of the show, right on top of the tree! 🌟
    #TreeLaughs #KnockKnockJokes

Food-Themed Knock Knock Jokes for Christmas Dinner 🍪

1. Knock, knock!
   🍪 Who’s there?
   Cookie.
   Cookie who?
   Cookie crumble if Santa eats too fast! 😂
   #SweetLaughs #FestiveKnocks
2. Knock, knock!
   🍗 Who’s there?
   Turkey.
   Turkey who?
   Turkey about a feast fit for Christmas! 😂
   #TurkeyLaughs #HolidayHumor
3. Knock, knock!
   🧈 Who’s there?
   Butter.
   Butter who?
   Butter get started on the baking, it’s Christmas! 😂
   #BakingJokes #FestiveLaughs
4. Knock, knock!
   🍎 Who’s there?
   Apple.
   Apple who?
   Apple pie is ready—let’s dig in! 🥧
   #SweetGiggles #HolidayFeast
5. Knock, knock!
   🥛 Who’s there?
   Egg.
   Egg who?
   Eggnog about it, Christmas is the best! 😂
   #NogJokes #FestiveFun
6. Knock, knock!
   🥧 Who’s there?
   Pumpkin.
   Pumpkin who?
   Pumpkin up the volume for holiday cheer! 😂
   #PumpkinLaughs #HolidayTreats
7. Knock, knock!
   🎅 Who’s there?
   Spice.
   Spice who?
   Spice up the cookies, Santa’s on his way! 😂
   #BakingFun #SweetGiggles
8. Knock, knock!
   🍫 Who’s there?
   Choco.
   Choco who?
   Choco-late delivery for Christmas treats! 🎁
   #ChocolateGiggles #FestiveKnocks
9. Knock, knock!
   🍒 Who’s there?
   Fruit.
   Fruit who?
   Fruitcake here to crash the party again! 😂
   #FruitcakeLaughs #HolidayHumor
10. Knock, knock!
    🧁 Who’s there?
    Frost.
    Frost who?
    Frost the cupcakes and pass them over! 😂
    #SweetKnocks #ChristmasBaking

🎄🍪 These jokes are sure to make your Christmas tree and holiday dinner the stars of the party! 🌟😂

Holiday Movie Knock Knock Jokes for Film Lovers 📽️

1. Knock, knock!
   🎄 Who’s there?
   Kevin.
   Kevin who?
   Kevin wait for Home Alone to start again! 😂
   #MovieJokes #HolidayLaughs
2. Knock, knock!
   💚 Who’s there?
   Grinch.
   Grinch who?
   Grinch you glad Christmas is here? 😂
   #GrinchGiggles #MovieKnocks
3. Knock, knock!
   🎅 Who’s there?
   Buddy.
   Buddy who?
   Buddy the Elf, here to spread Christmas cheer! 🎄
   #ElfJokes #HolidayHumor
4. Knock, knock!
   ❄️ Who’s there?
   Jack.
   Jack who?
   Jack Frost, nipping at your nose! 😂
   #WinterMovies #FestiveFun
5. Knock, knock!
   🎥 Who’s there?
   Santa.
   Santa who?
   Santa Claus is coming to the big screen! 🎅
   #HolidayMovies #ChristmasLaughs
6. Knock, knock!
   🛷 Who’s there?
   Polar.
   Polar who?
   Polar Express—choo-chooing into your holiday plans! 🚂
   #TrainLaughs #PolarGiggles
7. Knock, knock!
   🌟 Who’s there?
   Ghost.
   Ghost who?
   Ghost of Christmas past, here to haunt your popcorn! 😂
   #ScroogeJokes #MovieLaughs
8. Knock, knock!
   🎄 Who’s there?
   Clark.
   Clark who?
   Clark Griswold, lighting up the holidays! 💡
   #VacationLaughs #HolidayHumor
9. Knock, knock!
   ❄️ Who’s there?
   Frosty.
   Frosty who?
   Frosty the Snowman, chilling out on screen! ⛄
   #SnowmanMovies #KnockKnockFun
10. Knock, knock!
    🎬 Who’s there?
    Ralphie.
    Ralphie who?
    Ralphie from A Christmas Story—don’t shoot your eye out! 😂
    #ClassicMovies #HolidayGiggles

Christmas Carol Knock Knock Jokes That’ll Make You Sing 🎶

1. Knock, knock!
   🎵 Who’s there?
   Noel.
   Noel who?
   Noel—it’s time to start singing! 😂
   #CarolingJokes #FestiveFun
2. Knock, knock!
   🌟 Who’s there?
   Joy.
   Joy who?
   Joy to the world, the laughs have come! 😂
   #ChristmasCarols #KnockKnockLaughs
3. Knock, knock!
   🎶 Who’s there?
   Deck.
   Deck who?
   Deck the halls with lots of laughter! 😂
   #CarolingHumor #HolidayKnocks
4. Knock, knock!
   ❄️ Who’s there?
   Bell.
   Bell who?
   Bell-eve it’s time to jingle all the way! 🎅
   #JingleBells #CarolingGiggles
5. Knock, knock!
   🎄 Who’s there?
   Hark.
   Hark who?
   Hark, the herald angels are laughing! 😂
   #AngelicJokes #CarolingKnocks
6. Knock, knock!
   🧦 Who’s there?
   Silent.
   Silent who?
   Silent night, until the jokes start! 😂
   #SilentLaughs #ChristmasTunes
7. Knock, knock!
   🌟 Who’s there?
   Carol.
   Carol who?
   Carol along with me, it’s Christmas time! 🎵
   #HolidayCarols #KnockKnockGiggles
8. Knock, knock!
   🎶 Who’s there?
   Holy.
   Holy who?
   Holy night, full of jokes and joy! 😂
   #ChristmasCarols #FestiveFun
9. Knock, knock!
   🛷 Who’s there?
   Glo.
   Glo who?
   Glo-rious laughter all season long! 😂
   #KnockKnockCarols #HolidayLaughs
10. Knock, knock!
    🎵 Who’s there?
    We.
    We who?
    We wish you a merry Christmas and plenty of laughs! 😂
    #CarolingJokes #FestiveKnocks

🎄🎶 Perfect for movie nights or caroling fun, these jokes bring festive cheer to all! 📽️✨