80 Thanksgiving Knock-Knock Jokes For Endless Laughs Around the Table

Knock-knock jokes are a classic—and Thanksgiving is the perfect time to pull out a few for some light-hearted fun.

Whether you’re trying to entertain the kids or keep everyone laughing while the turkey’s in the oven, these Thanksgiving knock-knock jokes will bring a smile to everyone’s face.

Here are five Thanksgiving knock-knock jokes to get you started:

  • Knock, knock!
    — Who’s there?
    Arthur.
    — Arthur who?
    Arthur any leftovers? I’m still hungry!
  • Knock, knock!
    — Who’s there?
    Tamara.
    — Tamara who?
    Tamara we’ll have even more leftovers!
  • Knock, knock!
    — Who’s there?
    Abe.
    — Abe who?
    Abe-cause I’m thankful for you!
  • Knock, knock!
    — Who’s there?
    Norma Lee.
    — Norma Lee who?
    Norma Lee I don’t eat this much… except on Thanksgiving!
  • Knock, knock!
    — Who’s there?
    Wanda.
    — Wanda who?
    Wanda wish you a Happy Thanksgiving!

These are perfect to share before the feast or even around the table. Ready for more laughs?

Check out the full list of Thanksgiving knock-knock jokes and keep the smiles coming! 🦃😂

80 Thanksgiving Knock-Knock Jokes For Endless Laughs Around the Table -

Classic Thanksgiving Knock-Knock Jokes

  1. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Arthur.
    • Arthur who?
    • Arthur any leftovers?
  2. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Gladys.
    • Gladys who?
    • Gladys Thanksgiving! Aren’t you?
  3. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Harry.
    • Harry who?
    • Harry up! The turkey’s getting cold!
  4. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Tofu.
    • Tofu who?
    • Tofurkey’s on the table for the vegetarians!
  5. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Cranberry.
    • Cranberry who?
    • Cranberry much excited to dig in!
  6. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Herb.
    • Herb who?
    • Herb your enthusiasm – there’s pumpkin pie!
  7. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Butter.
    • Butter who?
    • Butter save me a seat near the gravy!
  8. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Wanda.
    • Wanda who?
    • Wanda eat all the stuffing before it’s gone?
  9. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Tom.
    • Tom who?
    • Tom-orrow, I’ll be ready for leftovers!
  10. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Gobble.
    • Gobble who?
    • Gobble up some turkey – it’s Thanksgiving!

Turkey-Themed Knock-Knock Jokes

  1. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Turkey.
    • Turkey who?
    • Turkey to meet you – now let’s eat!
  2. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Drumstick.
    • Drumstick who?
    • Drumstick around for some more stuffing!
  3. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Pecks.
    • Pecks who?
    • Pecks-tra gravy on my turkey, please!
  4. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Feather.
    • Feather who?
    • Feather you like it or not, turkey’s the main dish!
  5. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Waddle.
    • Waddle who?
    • Waddle we do without all this turkey?
  6. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Trot.
    • Trot who?
    • Trot on over; the turkey’s ready!
  7. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Gobbler.
    • Gobbler who?
    • Gobbler this turkey up before it’s gone!
  8. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Wing.
    • Wing who?
    • Wing and a prayer got this turkey on the table!
  9. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Poultry.
    • Poultry who?
    • Poultry in motion for Thanksgiving dinner!
  10. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Stuffing.
    • Stuffing who?
    • Stuffing ourselves with turkey tonight!

Pilgrim & Native American Knock-Knock Jokes

  1. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Pilgrim.
    • Pilgrim who?
    • Pil-grin and bear it – more turkey’s coming!
  2. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Canoe.
    • Canoe who?
    • Canoe believe how many leftovers we have?
  3. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Chief.
    • Chief who?
    • Chief a lot of turkey if you ask me!
  4. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Mayflower.
    • Mayflower who?
    • May-flower you a seat by the stuffing!
  5. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Wigwam.
    • Wigwam who?
    • Wig-want seconds? There’s plenty left!
  6. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Harvest.
    • Harvest who?
    • Harvest a great Thanksgiving with all this food!
  7. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Plymouth.
    • Plymouth who?
    • Plymouth an extra plate for dessert!
  8. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Tribe.
    • Tribe who?
    • Tribe all the sides; they’re delicious!
  9. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Squanto.
    • Squanto who?
    • Squanto help with the dishes after dinner?
  10. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Settler.
    • Settler who?
    • Settler down, the food is finally ready!

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Food-Themed Knock-Knock Jokes


Turkey

  1. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Turk.
    • Turk who?
    • Turk-ey up! I’m starving!
  2. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Cran.
    • Cran who?
    • Cran I have some turkey to go with this sauce?
  3. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Beak.
    • Beak who?
    • Beak-cause everyone loves turkey!
  4. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Peck.
    • Peck who?
    • Peck out the best part of the turkey for me!
  5. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Stuffed.
    • Stuffed who?
    • Stuffed with turkey and ready for a nap!

Stuffing

  1. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Stuff.
    • Stuff who?
    • Stuffing our faces tonight!
  2. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Herb.
    • Herb who?
    • Herb your enthusiasm – it’s stuffing time!
  3. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Bread.
    • Bread who?
    • Bread-y for some stuffing?
  4. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Celery.
    • Celery who?
    • Celery-brate Thanksgiving with lots of stuffing!
  5. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Sage.
    • Sage who?
    • Sage advice: always save room for stuffing!

Mashed Potatoes

  1. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Spud.
    • Spud who?
    • Spud-tacular potatoes coming right up!
  2. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Mash.
    • Mash who?
    • Mash up some gravy with those potatoes!
  3. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Tater.
    • Tater who?
    • Tater every last bite of those potatoes!
  4. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Butter.
    • Butter who?
    • Butter not forget the mashed potatoes!
  5. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Gravy.
    • Gravy who?
    • Gravy me more mashed potatoes!

Pumpkin Pie

  1. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Pumpkin.
    • Pumpkin who?
    • Pumpkin up the flavor for dessert!
  2. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Slice.
    • Slice who?
    • Slice to meet you, now pass the pie!
  3. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Spice.
    • Spice who?
    • Spice-ting up dessert with pumpkin pie!
  4. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Whip.
    • Whip who?
    • Whip out some cream for the pie!
  5. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Crust.
    • Crust who?
    • Crust have more pumpkin pie, please!

Kid-Friendly Thanksgiving Knock-Knock Jokes

  1. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Lettuce.
    • Lettuce who?
    • Lettuce give thanks for all this food!
  2. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Harry.
    • Harry who?
    • Harry up! I’m hungry for turkey!
  3. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Olive.
    • Olive who?
    • Olive Thanksgiving – it’s the best holiday!
  4. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Apple.
    • Apple who?
    • Apple-y Thanksgiving to you!
  5. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Ham.
    • Ham who?
    • Ham so excited for Thanksgiving dinner!
  6. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Yam.
    • Yam who?
    • Yam glad it’s Thanksgiving!
  7. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Pie.
    • Pie who?
    • Pie can’t wait for dessert!
  8. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Ben.
    • Ben who?
    • Ben waiting all year for Thanksgiving!
  9. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Drum.
    • Drum who?
    • Drum up some turkey for me!
  10. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Corn.
    • Corn who?
    • Corn you pass the mashed potatoes?
  11. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Patty.
    • Patty who?
    • Patty’s pumpkin pie is the best!
  12. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Bee.
    • Bee who?
    • Bee thankful for all the yummy food!
  13. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Berry.
    • Berry who?
    • Berry excited for cranberry sauce!
  14. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Gobble.
    • Gobble who?
    • Gobble til you wobble – it’s Thanksgiving!
  15. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Feast.
    • Feast who?
    • Feast your eyes on all this food!

Thanksgiving Dinner Knock-Knock Jokes for Adults

  1. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Wine.
    • Wine who?
    • Wine not pass me another glass?
  2. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Toast.
    • Toast who?
    • Toast to a stress-free Thanksgiving… if that’s possible!
  3. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Diet.
    • Diet who?
    • Diet starts tomorrow – tonight, we feast!
  4. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Leftover.
    • Leftover who?
    • Leftover wine, anyone? Asking for a friend…
  5. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Potluck.
    • Potluck who?
    • Potluck like we didn’t overdo it again this year!
  6. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Butter.
    • Butter who?
    • Butter loosen your belt – dessert’s coming!
  7. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Feast.
    • Feast who?
    • Feast your eyes on all those calories!
  8. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Gravy.
    • Gravy who?
    • Gravy me strength to handle this family dinner!
  9. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Cran.
    • Cran who?
    • Cran you believe we’re doing this all over again next year?
  10. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Thanks.
    • Thanks who?
    • Thanks a lot… now I’m in a food coma!

Thanksgiving Gratitude Knock-Knock Jokes

  1. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Thanks.
    • Thanks who?
    • Thanks for putting up with all my corny jokes!
  2. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Bless.
    • Bless who?
    • Bless-ed to have you in my life!
  3. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Appreciate.
    • Appreciate who?
    • Appreciate you more than pumpkin pie!
  4. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Friend.
    • Friend who?
    • Friend-ship is the best thing to be thankful for!
  5. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Cherish.
    • Cherish who?
    • Cherish the moments we have together!
  6. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Family.
    • Family who?
    • Family makes everything better – even dad’s jokes!
  7. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Grateful.
    • Grateful who?
    • Grateful to be spending this day with you!
  8. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Joy.
    • Joy who?
    • Joy to the table and all who gather!
  9. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Heart.
    • Heart who?
    • Heart-felt thanks for being here today!
  10. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Love.
    • Love who?
    • Love sharing Thanksgiving with the ones who matter most!

hanksgiving Knock-Knock Jokes for Social Media

  1. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Cranberry.
    • Cranberry who?
    • Cran-berry thankful for all of you!
  2. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Gobble.
    • Gobble who?
    • Gobble up some good times this Thanksgiving!
  3. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Yam.
    • Yam who?
    • Yam stuffed – no more food, please!
  4. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Feast.
    • Feast who?
    • Feast your eyes on this plate!
  5. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Herb.
    • Herb who?
    • Herb your enthusiasm – it’s turkey time!
  6. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Leftover.
    • Leftover who?
    • Leftover turkey sandwiches tomorrow!
  7. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Pie.
    • Pie who?
    • Pie wish you all a Happy Thanksgiving!
  8. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Drumstick.
    • Drumstick who?
    • Drumstick around for some more laughs!
  9. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Plate.
    • Plate who?
    • Plate it cool – there’s plenty of food to go around!
  10. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Stuffing.
    • Stuffing who?
    • Stuffing myself with gratitude and gravy!
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