Celebrating a birthday around Thanksgiving? Why not have some fun with a few turkey-themed birthday jokes?
Whether it’s for a friend, family member, or even someone who’s actually born on Thanksgiving, these jokes are sure to add a little gobble-worthy laughter to the celebration!
Here are some turkey birthday jokes to make everyone smile:
- “Why don’t turkeys ever get invited to birthday parties? Because they’re always stuffing themselves! 🦃🎉”
- “What song do turkeys sing on your birthday? ‘Happy Bird-day to You!’ 🐦🎶”
- “Why did the turkey bring a gift to the birthday party? Because it heard there would be a lot of fowl play! 🎁🦃”
- “What did the birthday turkey say? ‘Feather or not it’s my day, let’s wing it!’ 🎈🪽”
- “How do turkeys wish each other happy birthday? With a drumstick salute! 🥁🦃”
These jokes are perfect for adding a little Thanksgiving twist to a birthday celebration! Want more turkey laughs?
Keep reading for even more funny ideas to share! 🦃🎂
Turkey Birthday One-Liners
- “Gobble ’til you wobble… it’s your birthday!”
- “Another year older and still not stuffed!”
- “You’re aging like fine turkey…extra crispy!”
- “Don’t get in a flap, it’s just another birthday!”
- “Wishing you a day that’s stuffed with fun!”
- “Birthday rule: Be the life of the coop!”
- “Time to wing it and party like a turkey!”
- “Another year, another feather in your cap!”
- “Hatch a great plan for your special day!”
- “Have a turkey-tastic birthday filled with laughs!”
Turkey-Themed Birthday Puns
- “Have a ‘plucking’ great birthday!”
- “Wishing you a birthday that’s stuffed with joy!”
- “Feather up, it’s your big day!”
- “Let’s give you something to squawk about—Happy Birthday!”
- “Hope your day is extra crispy and full of flavor!”
- “May your birthday be filled with gobbles of fun!”
- “Don’t be a turkey—celebrate in style!”
- “Have a ‘drumstick-tacular’ birthday!”
- “Time to shake a tail feather and party!”
- “Here’s to a year that’s nothing short of egg-cellent!”
Knock-Knock Turkey Birthday Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Turkey.
Turkey who?
Turkey your time—it’s your birthday, no rush! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gobble.
Gobble who?
Gobble up some cake—it’s your special day! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Feathers.
Feathers who?
Feathers or not, we’re here to party for your birthday! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Drumstick.
Drumstick who?
Drumstick around for the birthday cake! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Peck.
Peck who?
Peck a wish—it’s your birthday today! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stuffing.
Stuffing who?
Stuffing our faces to celebrate your big day! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gravy.
Gravy who?
Gravy the way for the birthday star! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wing.
Wing who?
Wing it! It’s your birthday—no need to be perfect! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beak.
Beak who?
Beak-ause it’s your birthday, let’s make it a blast! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cluck.
Cluck who?
Cluck the candles, it’s time to celebrate!
Turkey Birthday Riddles and Wordplay
- Why did the turkey bring a cake to the party?
Because it was too stuffed to bake! - What did the turkey say to the birthday cake?
“You’re the icing on my day!” - Why did the turkey cross the birthday party?
To get to the cake on the other side! - What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert on its birthday?
Pumpkin pie… but hold the gravy! - How do turkeys count their birthdays?
By the feathers—they add one each year! - Why did the turkey wear a party hat?
Because it wanted to be the “beak” of the ball! - What song do turkeys sing on their birthdays?
“Shake Your Tail Feather!” - What did the turkey say when it got a birthday gift?
“This is totally egg-citing!” - Why did the turkey invite everyone to its birthday?
To make sure no one was left out in the “cold!” - How did the turkey feel about turning a year older?
Absolutely “egg-static!”
Turkey Birthday Jokes for Kids
- Why did the turkey bring a backpack to the birthday party?
Because it wanted to be “stuffed” with fun! - What do turkeys say on their birthdays?
“Gobble ‘til you wobble!” - Why did the turkey sit next to the birthday cake?
Because it wanted a “wingman” for the party! - What do you call a turkey’s birthday surprise?
A “feather-ful” party! - Why did the turkey wear a bow tie to the birthday party?
It wanted to look “egg-stra” fancy! - How do turkeys wish each other happy birthday?
They say, “Have a gobblin’ good time!” - What did the little turkey say when it got a birthday gift?
“This is peck-tacular!” - Why did the turkey get so excited about the birthday balloons?
It thought they were gobble-great! - What’s a turkey’s favorite game at a birthday party?
Duck, duck… turkey! - Why did the turkey love birthday cake so much?
Because it was “stuffed” with sweetness!
Turkey Birthday Jokes for Adults
- Why did the turkey avoid the birthday buffet?
It didn’t want to be the “main course” after all! - What’s a turkey’s favorite way to celebrate a birthday?
Wing-ing it with a glass of bubbly! - Why did the turkey bring its own snacks to the party?
It heard the word “stuffed” and got nervous! - What do turkeys and birthdays have in common?
Both get roasted, but only one is served with gravy! - Why did the turkey skip the birthday toast?
Because it knew it was already cooked! - What’s a turkey’s idea of the perfect birthday gift?
Anything but a roasting pan! - Why did the turkey dread birthday season?
Because it’s always a “high-stakes” event! - What did the turkey say when it turned 30?
“Guess I’m officially a tough old bird!” - Why don’t turkeys throw surprise birthday parties?
Because they can’t handle the pressure—they always crack under the baste! - How do turkeys feel about aging?
They say, “It’s all gravy from here!”
Turkey Birthday Jokes for Social Media Captions
- “Gobble, gobble! 🦃 Celebrating another trip around the sun with a full plate and a happy heart! 🎂 #BirthdayGobble #ThankfulForAnotherYear #TurkeyVibes”
- “Who needs cake when you’ve got turkey and stuffing? 🎉🦃 Here’s to a birthday that’s as stuffed as I am! 🎈🍗 #TurkeyBirthday #FeastMode #GravyGoals”
- “Age is just a feather in the cap! 🦃 Cheers to another year of gobbling up life! 🎉 #TurkeyTurnsAnotherYear #BirthdayFeast #GobbleOn”
- “Another year older, and still not stuffed! 🦃🥳 May this birthday be as full as the Thanksgiving table! 🍗 #AnotherFeather #GobbleTilYouWobble #BirthdayVibes”
- “Shake a tail feather—it’s my birthday! 🎉🦃 Let’s make it a gobble-great day! 🎂🍗 #TurkeyBirthday #FeatherInMyCap #GratefulAndGobbling”
- “Wishing for a day as sweet as pumpkin pie and as stuffed as Thanksgiving dinner! 🎃🦃🥧 #BirthdayFeels #GobbleGobble #BirthdayBlessings”
- “What’s better than cake on your birthday? Turkey with a side of gravy! 🎂🍗🦃 #GobbleUpTheGoodTimes #StuffedWithJoy #BirthdayBlessings”
- “Getting older? No problem, just add extra gravy! 🦃🎂 Here’s to another year of feasting on life! 🍗 #GravyGoals #TurkeyAndCake #FeatherInMyCap”
- “Gobble gobble, it’s my birthday wobble! 🦃🎉 May this year be full of blessings and a full plate! 🎂🍗 #BirthdayGobble #ThankfulAndBlessed #FeatheredAndFestive”
- “Birthday goals: Eat, drink, and gobble up all the love! 🦃🥳 Here’s to a feather-ful year ahead! 🎂🍷 #AnotherYearWiser #TurkeyBirthday #GobbleGobble”
Thanksgiving-Themed Birthday Wishes with Turkey Humor
- “Happy Birthday! May your day be as full as a Thanksgiving feast, and may you gobble up all the fun and love that comes your way! 🦃🎉”
- “Wishing you a birthday that’s stuffed with laughter, gravy-good times, and a side of pumpkin pie! Here’s to a gobble-tastic year ahead! 🥧🦃🎂”
- “Happy Birthday! Just like Thanksgiving, may your day be filled with gratitude, loved ones, and a little bit of stuffing! 🍗🦃🎈”
- “Hope your birthday is as sweet as pumpkin pie and as cozy as a Thanksgiving dinner! Gobble ‘til you wobble today! 🎃🦃🥳”
- “Happy Birthday! May your day be filled with blessings, laughter, and all the trimmings! Here’s to another year of feasting on life’s goodness! 🦃🍂🎉”
- “Wishing you a birthday that’s as golden as roasted turkey and as warm as grandma’s Thanksgiving hugs! Enjoy every bite of your special day! 🦃❤️🎂”
- “Happy Birthday! May your year be as fulfilling as Thanksgiving dinner and as joyous as a turkey avoiding the oven! 🦃🍽️🥳”
- “Gobble up the good times on your birthday! May it be as bountiful as a Thanksgiving feast and as fun as a turkey trot! 🦃🎉🍗”
- “Happy Birthday to someone who deserves all the ‘trimmings’! May this year bring you blessings as plentiful as a Thanksgiving table! 🦃🍁🎈”
- “Here’s to a year filled with love, laughter, and all the gravy you can handle! Happy Thanksgiving Birthday! 🦃🍗🎉”
Turkey Birthday Jokes for Family Gatherings
- Why did the turkey get invited to the birthday party?
Because it was already dressed for the occasion! - What did the turkey say when it got its birthday cake?
“This is egg-stra special!” - Why don’t turkeys like birthdays?
Too much pressure to look good under the baste! - What’s a turkey’s favorite way to celebrate a birthday?
Gobbling up all the cake without any leftovers! - Why did the turkey bring a suitcase to the party?
It was ready to be “stuffed” with fun! - How do turkeys feel about surprise parties?
They love them—as long as there’s no roasting involved! - Why did the turkey sit at the head of the birthday table?
Because it was the “wingman” of the celebration! - What’s a turkey’s favorite birthday tradition?
Shaking a tail feather on the dance floor! - How do turkeys celebrate birthdays?
By “fowling” up the dance moves and keeping the party going! - Why did the turkey avoid the birthday candles?
Because it didn’t want to be cooked well-done!
Turkey Birthday Roasts
- “Happy Birthday! Just like a turkey, you’re only getting plumper with age! 🦃”
- “Another year older, and still as cooked as a Thanksgiving turkey after a long day in the oven!”
- “Congrats on getting another year older! You’re now as crispy as a turkey that’s been roasted a bit too long!”
- “Happy Birthday, you turkey! Remember, you’re only one Thanksgiving away from being the main course.”
- “Let’s be real—you’re more stuffed with nonsense than a Thanksgiving turkey!”
- “You’re like a turkey on its birthday—just here for the food and pretending you’re not next in line!”
- “Age before beauty! Too bad you’re only getting one of those, just like an overcooked turkey.”
- “Happy Birthday! Just like a turkey, you only get dressed up once a year, and even then, it’s a mess!”
- “Here’s to you getting older! At this point, you’re about as useful as a leftover turkey sandwich!”
- “Happy Birthday, you old bird! May you age gracefully… or at least better than last year’s dry turkey!”
Turkey Birthday Jokes for Birthday Cards
- “Gobble ‘til you wobble—happy birthday, you turkey! 🦃🎉”
- “Another year older and still not stuffed! Enjoy your special day! 🍗🥳”
- “Hope your birthday is as sweet as pumpkin pie! 🎃🦃”
- “Time to shake a tail feather and celebrate! Happy Birthday! 🎉🦃”
- “Wishing you a day that’s as stuffed with joy as Thanksgiving dinner! 🦃🍂”
- “Here’s to a year filled with gravy-good times and lots of laughter! 🦃🎂”
- “You’re officially a tough old bird—Happy Birthday! 🎈🦃”
- “May your day be filled with blessings, laughter, and an extra helping of cake! 🍰🦃”
- “Another feather in your cap! Have a fantastic birthday! 🎉🦃”
- “Don’t be a turkey—celebrate like it’s your special day… because it is! 🎂🦃”
Turkey Birthday Toasts
- “Here’s to another year of life, laughter, and all the trimmings! May your days be stuffed with joy and your heart as warm as Thanksgiving dinner. Cheers to you! 🦃🥂”
- “To the birthday star! May you age as gracefully as a turkey avoids Thanksgiving! Here’s to another year of gobbling up the good times! 🍷🦃”
- “Happy Birthday! May your life be as rich as gravy, as sweet as pie, and as full as a Thanksgiving feast. Cheers to you! 🥧🍂🥂”
- “Let’s raise a glass to you—our favorite turkey! May this year be filled with laughter, love, and all the things you’re grateful for. Cheers to a wonderful year ahead! 🦃🥂”
- “Here’s to the birthday turkey! May you keep aging like fine wine… or at least better than last year’s leftovers! Happy Birthday! 🍷🦃”
- “To a birthday as bountiful as a Thanksgiving feast! May you have plenty of reasons to be thankful and even more reasons to celebrate. Cheers! 🍂🥂”
- “To another year of good health, good fortune, and good food! May your blessings be as endless as Thanksgiving side dishes! Happy Birthday! 🥳🍗🥂”
- “Here’s to you—aging like a pro, and still not ‘done’ yet! May this year bring you plenty of happiness and a side of gravy. Cheers! 🦃🥂”
- “To the one who’s another year older and still full of flavor! May your life continue to be as sweet as pumpkin pie. Happy Birthday! 🥧🍾”
- “Let’s give a toast to the birthday bird! May your heart be as full as a Thanksgiving table, and may you keep gobbling up the good times. Cheers to you! 🦃🍷”
Turkey Birthday Jokes for Texts and Messages
- “Happy Birthday! Don’t get too stuffed celebrating today! 🦃🎉”
- “Gobble ‘til you wobble—it’s your special day! 🥳🦃”
- “Hope your birthday is as sweet as pumpkin pie! 🎃🦃”
- “Another year, another feather in your cap! Happy Birthday! 🎈🦃”
- “Wishing you a day that’s stuffed with joy and laughter! 🍗🎂”
- “Happy Birthday! Here’s to aging like a fine turkey…extra crispy! 🦃🎉”
- “You’re one tough bird—Happy Birthday! 🎂🦃”
- “May your birthday be filled with blessings, just like Thanksgiving dinner! 🦃🍁”
- “Cheers to another year of gobbling up life’s best moments! 🥳🦃”
- “Don’t be a turkey—make this birthday one to remember! 🎉🦃”
Turkey Birthday Jokes for Sharing at Work
- “Happy Birthday! Don’t worry—you’re still not as overcooked as last year’s Thanksgiving turkey! 🦃🎉”
- “Here’s to a birthday that’s as stuffed with joy as a Thanksgiving dinner! 🍗🥳”
- “Another year, another feather in your cap! Happy Birthday from the office flock! 🦃🎂”
- “Wishing you a day that’s as satisfying as clocking out early! Have a gobble-great birthday! 🦃🕒”
- “Happy Birthday! May your year be as productive as a turkey on Thanksgiving…avoiding the kitchen! 🦃🍁”
- “Hope your birthday is filled with blessings, laughter, and no office turkeys! 🎉🦃”
- “Another year older and still fresh! Unlike last year’s Thanksgiving leftovers. 🍗🎂”
- “You’re aging like a pro! May your day be stuffed with success and a bit of cake on the side! 🦃🍰”
- “Happy Birthday! Here’s to another year of gobbling up deadlines and celebrations! 🎉🦃”
- “Let’s raise a coffee cup to the birthday bird! May you have a wonderful day filled with laughs and maybe even a long lunch break! ☕🦃”
Seasonal Turkey Birthday Jokes for November Birthdays
- “Happy Birthday! You’re the only one in November who gets cake instead of pumpkin pie! 🦃🎂”
- “Having a birthday in November means two feasts in one month—don’t worry, we’re all stuffed together! 🍗🎉”
- “Born in November? You must be as popular as the Thanksgiving turkey this month! 🦃🥳”
- “Happy November Birthday! May your day be as sweet as pumpkin pie and twice as festive! 🎃🦃”
- “Two reasons to gobble this month—Thanksgiving and your birthday! Have a feast-worthy day! 🍗🍂”
- “In November, we give thanks for two things: turkey and YOU! Happy Birthday! 🦃🎉”
- “November birthdays get all the ‘trimmings’—have a birthday as bountiful as Thanksgiving! 🍁🦃”
- “Why did the November birthday person avoid the kitchen? They didn’t want to end up like the turkey! 🦃🎈”
- “November birthdays are like Thanksgiving—always stuffed with good food and good company! 🦃🥳”
- “A birthday in November? Looks like you’re the turkey we’re all thankful for this season! 🍂🦃🎂”