Letās be honest for a second, buying gifts for the men in our lives can be tricky. Sometimes, buying a fresh pack of underwear feels like the absolute peak of romantic gift-giving after ten years of marriage! Itās practical, itās necessary, and if you play your cards right, it can be hilarious.
I told my boyfriend I got him something for Valentine’s Day that would make him look ‘briefly’ handsomeāhe didn’t appreciate the support.
If you are looking to skip the mushy cards this year and aim for a giggle instead, you are in the right place. These funny Valentineās Day boxer jokes for couples and silly underwear jokes for him are the perfect way to add some lighthearted joy to your day. Let’s focus on high-quality fabric and low-quality puns.
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My Top 3 Favorites
These are the ones that actually made me giggle today while sipping my coffee.
“Our love is like a waistband; itās mostly supportive, but occasionally a little tight.”
“I got you these boxers because I always want to be close to your heartā¦ or at least close enough.”
“You are the only person I would share my laundry day with.”
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Valentine’s Day Boxer Puns š©³
Sometimes wordplay is just better than roses, especially when you use punny Valentineās Day underwear jokes to lighten the mood.
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“Letās keep this relationship brief.”
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“Iām not wearing my glasses, but you still look brief-ly amazing.”
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“Thanks for always offering me so much support.”
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“I tried to tell a joke about your underwear, but it was too brief.”
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“We make a great pair.”
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“Don’t get your knickers in a twist, it’s just Valentine’s Day.”
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“Our love is elasticāflexible and strong.”
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“You really know how to cover your assets.”
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“I have a ‘brief’ announcement: I love you.”
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“Let’s not skirt the issue; these boxers are cute.”
Boxer-Themed Card Messages š
If you are looking for boxer-themed Valentine’s puns for husband or unique boxer puns for Valentineās Day cards, these fit perfectly inside a sweet note.
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“To the man who always supports me, here is some support for you.”
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“Happy Valentine’s Day to my favorite pair.”
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“I love you more than you love sitting in your boxers all Saturday.”
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“Here is a gift to update your ‘brief’ case.”
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“Roses are red, violets are blue, nice underwear looks good on you.”
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“You are my top drawer choice every single day.”
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“Just a little something for your bottom half.”
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“Thanks for being the best thing in my laundry basket.”
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“You make my heart race, among other things.”
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“Hoping your Valentine’s Day is brief and pleasant.”
Funny Quotes for Underwear Gifts š
If you are wrapping up a 3-pack, use these funny boxer gift puns for boyfriend on the gift tag to make him smile.
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“Fresh prints for my fresh prince.”
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“Because I love you, and I also love laundry day.”
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“Covering your bases this Valentine’s Day.”
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“I got your backā¦ and your front.”
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“Something new for my favorite view.”
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“Top secret gift for your bottom line.”
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“For the man who has everything, except matching socks.”
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“A little comfort for my main comfort.”
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“No strings attachedā¦ just elastic.”
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“Wear these and think of me.”
Playful One-Liners for Couples š
These short jokes weave in hilarious menās boxer one-liners and romantic underwear puns for couples for a quick laugh together.
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“Do these boxers make you look engaged?”
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“Iām nuts about you.”
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“You are looking quite brief-taking today.”
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“Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your boxers.”
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“Letās stay home and have a boxer rebellion.”
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“Your underwear drawer is the most organized part of our life.”
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“Iād lose my mind without you, but at least I wouldn’t lose my pants.”
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“You + Me = The perfect fit.”
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“I promise to never air your dirty laundry.”
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“Love is sharing the last clean pair of socks.”
Boxers vs. Briefs Humor š
Use these briefs vs boxers jokes for Valentineās Day to sarcastically compare the styles we all know and love.
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“Boxers: For men who need space. Briefs: For men who need a hug.”
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“Life is like underwear; change is good, but boxers are more comfortable.”
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“Briefs are just boxers that got a promotion.”
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“Real men wear whatever their wives buy them.”
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“The only debate that matters: Boxers or Briefs? I vote laundry service.”
Cute Underwear Riddles š§
Here is some playful underwear humor for couples structured as little riddles for a fun twist.
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“What did the boxers say to the briefs? You’re creeping up on me.”
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“Why did the underwear cross the road? It was being chased by the pants.”
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“What kind of underwear do clouds wear? Thunderwear.”
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“Why was the belt arrested? For holding up a pair of pants.”
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“What do you call a happy pair of boxers? Briefly content.”
Your Questions Answered š§
What are some funny puns to write on a Valentine’s Day boxer gift?
If you need funny boxer gift puns for boyfriend quickly, try these favorites:
“I see your true colors (and patterns).”
“Thanks for the support.”
“You’re a ‘brief’ case of handsome.”
Can you find romantic but funny puns about boxers and briefs?
A witty comparison highlights the “supportive” nature of a relationship perfectly.
“Our love provides the best supportājust like a good pair of briefs.”
What is a good boxer joke to put in a Valentineās Day card?
This one works for any stage of a relationship and is a top-tier choice.
“I love you brief-ly, long-ly, and everything in between.”
Conclusion
Finding funny Valentineās Day boxer jokes for couples doesn’t have to be a “tight” squeeze. Whether you are panic-buying a cotton blend or planning a cute surprise, humor is always the best gift.
What is the best short underwear joke for your partner on Valentine’s Day? Let us know if these helped you get a laugh or just a massive eye-roll.
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