What are some funny Valentineās Day one-liners to send in a group chat?
If you are anything like me, February 14th sneaks up on you while you are still recovering from the Christmas craze. But Valentine’s Day isn’t just about romance and fancy dinners. It is such a sweet opportunity to celebrate the friends who pray for us, laugh with us, and keep us sane during the busy seasons of motherhood.
Whether you are looking for funny Valentineās Day puns for best friends to scribble in a card or short Valentine jokes for friends to text your prayer group, celebrating friendship is good for the soul. God gave us friends to share the burden and double the joy, so letās share a giggle with them today!
Here are my favorite Valentineās Day one liners for friends to brighten their day.
My Top 3 Favorites
These are the ones that actually made me giggle today while I was sipping my morning coffee.
“I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.”
“Thanks for being my unbiological sister.”
“We go together like cupcakes and frosting.”
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Galentineās Day Puns
This section is all about ladies celebrating ladies. If you are a fan of Parks & Rec, you know that choosing waffles over friends (or friends and waffles!) is the ultimate vibe. These Leslie Knope quotes and inspired puns make perfect Galentineās Day one liners for Instagram.
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“Uteruses before duderuses.”
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“You are a beautiful, noble land-mermaid.”
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“Happy Galentine’s Day to my favorite tropical fish.”
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“We need to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn’t matter, but work is third.”
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“You are the most beautiful, glowing, sun-goddess ever.”
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“Ovaries before brovaries.”
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“You are my rainbow-infused space unicorn.”
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“Who needs a valentine when I have a Galentine like you?”
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“Ladies celebrating ladies: Itās like Lilith Fair, minus the angst. Plus frittatas.”
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“You poetic, noble land-mermaid.”
Food-Themed One Liners
Is there anything better than sharing a snack with a friend? These jokes feature pizza puns, remind us to taco ’bout friendship, and celebrate our berry best friends. These are clever Valentineās Day puns about food that will make anyone smile.
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“You have a pizza my heart.”
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“Let’s taco ’bout how awesome you are.”
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“I love you a latte.”
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“We make a perfect pear.”
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“You are my berry best friend.”
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“Donut know what I would do without you.”
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“You are one in a melon.”
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“Thanks for pudding up with me.”
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“I love you s’more every day.”
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“You are the loaf of my life.”
Punny Card Messages for BFFs
If you love sending snail mail, these stationery puns are just right. They capture true friendship goals and remind our besties that our bond is written in the stars. Use these platonic Valentineās Day card messages to fill that blank space.
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“You’re the She to my Nanigans.”
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“Thanks for keeping me sane when life gets crazy.”
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“You’re my favorite person to text 47 times in a row.”
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“Iād take a bullet for you. Or at least a Nerf dart.”
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“You’re the only person I would share my snacks with.”
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“Happy Valentine’s Day to my Platonic Soulmate.”
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“Thanks for being my unpaid therapist.”
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“Our friendship was written in the stars… and the group chat logs.”
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“You are the sister I got to choose.”
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“Cheaper than therapy and way more fun.”
Witty Instagram Captions
Sometimes you just need aesthetic captions for that cute selfie. Check the vibe check and boost your social media engagement with these short, emoji-friendly puns. These are witty Valentineās Day captions for BFFs that get straight to the point.
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“Roses are red, violets are blue, I like wine, and I guess I like you.”
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“Fries > Guys š”
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“My Valentine is the one holding the camera. šø”
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“In my Galentine’s era. āØ”
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“Vibe check: Blessed with the best. š”
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“Love is in the air… try not to hold your breath. šØ”
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“Pizza is my Valentine. š”
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“Single, ready to mingle, and stay in my sweatpants. š ”
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“All you need is love… and a really good best friend. šÆāāļø”
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“XOXO and tacos. š®”
Sarcastic Jokes for Single Friends
For the friend who loves self-love puns and solo date jokes, these are perfect. A little wine and chocolate humor goes a long way. These sarcastic Valentineās Day one liners and anti-Valentineās Day jokes for singles are fun without being mean.
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“Happy Singles Awareness Day!”
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“Love is in the air? Iāll bring the gas mask.”
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“Iām not single, Iām in a long-term relationship with fun and freedom.”
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“Cupid rhymes with stupid.”
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“Table for one, wine for two, please.”
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“My relationship status: Netflix and snacks.”
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“I saved a lot of money on Valentine’s gifts this year by being single.”
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“Romance is cool, but have you tried sleeping diagonally in a king-sized bed?”
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“Iām going to spend Valentineās Day with my true love: Chocolate.”
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“Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?”
Pop Culture Reference One Liners
We all love movie quotes and trending memes. These song lyric puns and references are great cheesy Valentine one liners for work friends because they are instantly recognizable and safe for the office breakroom.
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“Thank you for being a friend. (Golden Girls style)”
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“You are my lobster. š¦”
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“I’ll be there for you, ’cause you’re there for me too.”
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“You can sit with us. (Mean Girls twist)”
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“Yoda one for me.”
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“Youāre the Monica to my Rachel.”
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“If you were a Transformer, youād be Optimus Fine.”
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“All the single ladies, put your hands up! š”
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“You had me at ‘Hello’ (and coffee).”
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“To infinity and beyond, bestie.”
Your Valentineās Day Friendship Questions Answered
Can you give me witty Galentineās Day puns for an Instagram caption?
Absolutely! If you want something punchy for social media, try “Fries before guys” or “My Valentine wears sweatpants.” These work well because they are short, relatable, and invite your followers to tag their own besties in the comments.
What is a short, non-romantic Valentineās Day joke for a card?
A clean, heartwarming but funny friend Valentine quote is: “I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.” Itās lighthearted, universally understood, and perfect for a handwritten note.
What are some funny things to say to your single friends on Valentineās Day?
Focus on the perks of freedom! Try short Valentine jokes for friends like, “Happy Independence Day!” or “More chocolate for us!” The goal is to celebrate your friendship and the fun you have together, rather than focusing on what is “missing.”
I hope these Valentineās Day one liners for friends help you spread a little joy this February. Whether you send a text or write a card, taking a moment to tell a friend they matter is a beautiful way to love others.
Tell me some clever Valentineās Day one-liners for my best friend.
If you have a favorite from this list, copy and paste it into your group chat right now!
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