What are some funny Valentine’s Day jokes to send to my best friend?
I asked myself this exact question this morning while staring at the calendar. February is here, and between school drop-offs, meal planning, and trying to keep the house somewhat tidy, the idea of Valentine’s Day can sometimes feel like just “one more thing” to do.
But then I remembered the joy of a good belly laugh with my girlfriends. You know, the kind where you have to cross your legs and wipe tears from your eyes? That is good for the soul, mama.
Whether you are celebrating Galentine’s Day with a brunch or just want to send a text to check in on your person, humor is such a beautiful way to say “I love you.” It doesn’t have to be romantic to be special.
I’ve gathered a list of funny Valentine’s Day jokes for friends, some sweet Valentine’s puns for friends, and plenty of platonic Valentine’s Day puns to help you spread a little joy this month.
So, pour another cup of coffee (I know it’s cold, pop it in the microwave!), and let’s find the perfect silly note to send to your bestie.
My Top 3 Favorites
These are the ones that actually made me giggle today. I’m definitely sending #2 to my college roommate.
1. “Valentine’s Day is the perfect time to tell you that you’re my favorite person to text while I’m hiding in the bathroom.”
2. “Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d rather stay home and watch Netflix with you.”
3. “Love is temporary, but a screenshot of our group chat is forever.”
If you love spreading smiles, here are a few little treasures perfect for your best girlfriends.
Best Friend Valentine’s Day Puns
There is nothing quite like a friend who has seen you through every season of life. Here are some punny Valentine’s Day messages for besties that celebrate that special bond.
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“You are stuck with me. We’ve been friends for too long, and you know too many of my secrets to ever leave.”
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“I love that I don’t have to act socially acceptable around you. Happy Valentine’s Day to my safe space.”
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“We go together like coffee and donuts. Or maybe coffee and chaos. Definitely partners in crime.”
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“A best friend is like a good bra: hard to find, supportive, comfortable, and always close to your heart.”
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“I love that we are the exact same kind of weird. It makes life so much more fun.”
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“You are my ride or die. Mostly because I’d be too scared to go anywhere without you.”
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“Thanks for being the friend who makes me laugh until I’m worried about my bladder control.”
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“I’m glad we’re friends because I’d hate to be stuck in a room with someone else for this long.”
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“From the sandbox to the wine box, you’ve always been my Valentine.”
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“We might be miles apart, but you’re always in my heart (and in my DMs).”
Galentine’s Day Jokes for the Group Chat
If you have a group chat that buzzes all day long, these Valentine’s Day humor for group chats and Galentine’s Day jokes are perfect for dropping in on February 14th.
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“Happy Galentine’s Day! I love you all a waffle lot. Let’s get brunch soon.”
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“Who needs a boyfriend when you have this group chat and a large pizza?”
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“Happy Valentine’s Day to the ladies who taught me that ‘wine night’ is a valid form of therapy.”
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“I love you guys more than I love over-analyzing a text message for three hours. And that’s saying a lot.”
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“If this group chat ever gets leaked, we are all moving to a deserted island together. Happy Valentine’s!”
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“Roses are red, shopping is fun, let’s go spend money until we are done.”
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“To my favorite girls: Remember to buy yourself flowers today. You deserve it more than anyone else does.”
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“Happy V-Day! I’m ready for our annual tradition of sweatpants, snacks, and judging fictional characters on TV.”
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“Happy Singles Awareness Day! Or as we call it: Half-Priced Chocolate Eve.”
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“Ovaries before brovaries. Always.”
Short & Silly One-Liners for Cards
Sometimes you just have a tiny little gift tag or a small card, and you need something quick. Here are some short Valentine’s Day jokes for cards and funny Valentine’s Day one-liners for friends.
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“I love you more than I love my morning coffee. (Please don’t make me prove it).”
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“You’re the best friend in the history of friends. I checked.”
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“Thanks for keeping me sane when the world is crazy.”
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“You’re the casual acquaintance I love the most. Just kidding, you’re my soul sister.”
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“I love you to the fridge and back.”
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“You’re okay, I guess. Happy Valentine’s Day!”
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“Will you be my Val-friend-tine?”
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“You rock. Never change.”
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“You are a total gem. So glad I found you.”
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“Bestie for the restie.”
Funny Valentine’s Captions for Instagram
Posting a photo of your crew? Here are some cute Valentine’s jokes for social media to use as your caption.
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“Squad goals: Eat chocolate, laugh loud, repeat. 🍫❤️”
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“My Galentine’s crew is better than yours. 👯♀️✨”
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“Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d rather hang out with my besties than you know who. 😉”
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“My dates for the night. We’re splitting the bill and the dessert. 🍰🥂”
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“Sweeter than those chalky candy hearts. 🍬💕”
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“Who needs a Valentine when you have wine? 🍷💃”
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“Best friends are the best Valentines. No drama, just snacks. 🍕👯”
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“I love these crazies more than I can explain. 🤪❤️”
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“Sip, sip, hooray! It’s Galentine’s Day! 🥂✨”
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“XOXO (and lots of pizza dough). 🍕💋”
Corny Jokes to Make Your Bestie Cringe
If you and your friend love a good eye-roll, these corny Valentine jokes for best friends are just what you need.
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“Knock, knock. Who’s there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like to be my best friend forever?”
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“What did the pickle say to the other pickle on Valentine’s Day? You mean a great dill to me.”
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“What did one lightbulb say to the other? I love you a whole watt.”
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“Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn’t find a date!”
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“What did the bat say to his best friend? Thanks for hanging around with me.”
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“Why do I love being your friend? It just beats being alone! (Like a drum… get it?)”
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“What did the cat say to her bestie? You are purr-fect for me.”
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“What did the sheep say to the other sheep? I love ewe, bestie.”
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“What did the octopus say to his friend? I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand…”
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“What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts!”
Food-Themed Valentine’s Puns for Friends
Food is my love language, and I bet it’s yours too. Here are some platonic Valentine’s Day puns for the foodie in your life.
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“You have a pizza my heart. Always.”
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“Let’s taco ’bout how awesome you are.”
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“I can’t espresso how much your friendship means to me.”
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“I love you berry much!”
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“You are soy awesome. Just wanted to let you know.”
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“Donut know what I’d do without you.”
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“We go together like avocado and toast. You’re my avocuddle.”
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“Penne for your thoughts? I miss you!”
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“You take the cake, my friend.”
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“Will you brie my Valentine? Because we go great with crackers and wine.”
Animal-Themed Valentine Jokes for Friends
These silly Valentine jokes for school friends or just animal lovers are cute, clean, and totally shareable.
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“You are the beary best friend I could ask for.”
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“You are otter this world!”
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“Whale you be my best friend forever?”
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“Bee mine, bestie!”
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“Owl always love you, no matter what.”
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“You’ve got to be kitten me, we’ve been friends for how long?”
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“You are pug-tastic!”
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“I’m not lion, you’re the best.”
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“You are toad-ally awesome.”
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“I’m absolutely fawn of you, my dear friend.”
Valentine’s Humor FAQ
Can you give me some corny Valentine’s puns for a Galentine’s Day card?
Absolutely! If you want something cheesy but sweet, try: “You mean a great dill to me” (draw a pickle!) or “I love you a waffle lot” (perfect for brunch).
What are the best silly Valentine’s jokes for a group chat with friends?
For a group chat, relatability always wins. Go with: “Love is temporary, but a screenshot of this chat is forever,” or “Happy Valentine’s Day to the people who know all my passwords.”
Tell me a short Valentine’s joke for a friend that isn’t romantic.
A great one is simply: “Thanks for being my un-biological sister.” It emphasizes the bond without any romance. Or, “You’re my favorite person to annoy.”
What are some punny Valentine’s Day captions for a photo with my friends?
Try these short and snappy ones:
- “Fries before guys.”
- “My main squeezes.” (with a lemon emoji)
- “Love you guys to the moon and back.”
Conclusion
I hope this list gave you a few ideas and maybe even a chuckle or two.
So, when you ask yourself, “What are some funny Valentine’s Day jokes to send to my best friend?” just remember that the best joke is the one that sounds like you. Whether it’s a silly pun about tacos or a heartfelt note about being “partners in crime,” your friends will just appreciate that you thought of them.
Life is busy, but taking a moment to laugh with your circle makes the hard days a little softer. These funny Valentine’s Day jokes for friends are just a small tool to help you connect.
Happy Valentine’s (and Galentine’s) Day, sweet friend. You are loved!
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