57 Silly Cute funny texts for girlfriend That Will Make Her Smile Right Now

1. “I love you more than pizza. And please don’t tell the pizza, because we still have a very serious relationship.” 🍕😂

2. “Important alert: I miss your face. That is all. You may now return to your regularly scheduled programming.” 🚨🥺

3. “If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one. Yes, I really just went there.” 📐✨

“I’m soy into you. Even more than sushi, which is saying a whole lot.” 🍣🥢

“Just a quick update: You are still my favorite person to annoy. Prepare yourself.” 📢😏

“Did you know you are 90% cute and 10% my entire world? Science is amazing.” 😻✨

“I bet I’m thinking about you more than you’re thinking about me. Pay up!” 💸🏆

“My phone is at 2%, but I’m using the last bit of power to tell you you’re pretty.” 🔋💖

“I just woke up from a nap and my first thought was: ‘I wonder what she’s eating.'” 😴apple

“You’re better than my first cup of coffee. Okay, maybe it’s a tie, but that’s still huge.” ☕🥇

“Missing: One beautiful girlfriend. Reward: A really big hug and a snack.” 🔍🥨

“I give our relationship 5 stars on Yelp. Highly recommend to a friend (just kidding, you’re mine).” ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

“Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te!” 🧪🤓

“I have a hidden talent. I can make you smile from miles away just by sending this.” 🎩✨

“Quick question: How is it possible for one person to be that cute? Asking for a friend.” 🧐💗

“You’re basically the best thing since sliced bread. Or at least since stuffed crust.” 🍞🍕

“You need to stop being so cute immediately. I’m going to report you to the police for distracted driving of my mind.” 🚔😈

“Just checking in to make sure you know that you still owe me a kiss. Payment is due by the time I see you next.” 😘⏳

“Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you are looking RIGHT, baby.” 📐💀

“I’m calling the cops. You stole my heart and I’d like it back… actually, you can keep it.” 🚓❤️

“If you were a tropical fruit, you’d be a fine-apple. And yes, I’m laughing at my own joke.” 🍍✨

“I was trying to be productive, but your face kept popping into my head. I blame you for my lack of progress.” 💻😇

“My plans for tonight include: 1. Seeing you. 2. Not letting you go. 3. Refer to step 2.” 📝🤍

“Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I’m feeling a very strong connection here.” 📶💓

“Send me a selfie so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas this year.” 🎅📸

“I’d tell you what happened in my dream about you, but I’d rather show you later.” 😴😉

“I think you’d be really good at being my wife one day. Just something to keep on your resume.” 💍📜

“I think there’s something wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them off the thought of you.” 👁️🧲

“If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity. And I’d be the guy running late as usual.” ⏰😘

“Today’s weather report is a 100% chance of me thinking about you, followed by scattered attempts to find snacks.” ☀️🥐

“My brain used to be full of important facts. Now it’s just 95% lyrics to songs and 5% your smile.” 🧠🎶

“My three favorite things are: 1. You. 2. Coffee. 3. Finding money in my pocket. You’re definitely number one.” 🏆☕

“I think I’m lost. I looked into your eyes and forgot where I was going (and what I was doing).” 🗺️💫

“I looked up ‘amazing’ in the dictionary today. Strangely, there was just a picture of you.” 📖🥰

“You’re like a limited edition item. I’m so glad I found you before someone else realized how cool you are.” 💎✨

“I’m trying to cut back on sweets, but one look at you and I’ve completely failed my diet.” 🍬🍭

“My phone says ‘storage full,’ and I’m pretty sure it’s because of all the screenshots of our cute conversations.” 📱📁

“You’re the piece of the puzzle I didn’t even know was missing under the couch. I’m so glad I found you.” 🧩🏠

“The stars are beautiful tonight, but they really don’t have anything on your eyes. (Too much? Never.)” 🌟✨

“You’re like my favorite song on the radio. I never want to turn the volume down.” 📻🎵

“Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in the thought of your laugh.” 🗺️😄

“I’ll always be here to protect you from spiders. As long as they aren’t too big. Then we are both on our own.” 🕷️🛡️

“My brain had a tiny glitch today. I’m currently restarting it and hoping for your forgiveness and a hug.” 🤖🩹

“If you are currently upset with me, please know that there is a bag of your favorite treats waiting for you.” 🍫🍿

“I’m sorry for being a bit of a grump. I promise to be your favorite person again by dinner time.” 🤦‍♀️🤍

“I’m waving the white flag! Can we call a truce? I miss talking to my best friend.” 🏳️🤝

“If I sent you a picture of a puppy holding a ‘sorry’ sign, would it work? Just checking my options.” 🐶📜

“I was wrong, and you were right. I’ve written it down so I can remember this historic moment forever.” ✍️📜

“I am currently suffering from a severe lack of your attention. It’s a very serious medical condition.” 🩺🥺

“I forgot for a second how lucky I am to have you. My brain is back online now. I’m so sorry.” 🧠💡

“I promise to do the dishes for a week if you’ll give me a smile when I get home. Deal?” 🧼✨

“I’m currently doing a very awkward ‘I’m sorry’ dance in my living room. I hope you can feel the vibes.” 💃🕺

“I think I broke something—oh wait, it was just the peace and quiet. Let’s be happy again?” 🛠️❤️

“You’re too pretty to be mad at someone as silly as me. Let’s go get ice cream instead.” 🍦🙏

“Can we hit the ‘rewind’ button on the last hour? I’d like to try that part again, but better.” ⏪💞