Are you trying to figure out how to keep everyone entertained after the Thanksgiving feast? That sleepy, post-turkey lull can be tough, and finding an activity that engages everyone from the kids to the grandparents feels impossible.
I used to wonder, “Is there a game that’s super easy, requires zero prep, and is actually funny?” I was so tired of boring conversation starters or games that were too complicated for a relaxed holiday.
So, I created my own solution! This list of hilarious, food-themed Thanksgiving Would You Rather questions is the perfect recipe for laughter and fun. It’s a simple, free Thanksgiving game that will have your whole family sharing smiles and creating wonderful memories together. 🦃🧡✨
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My Top 3 Favorite Activity Ideas
- Easiest for Toddlers: #3. Would you rather have to sing “I’m a Little Turkey” or do a silly turkey gobble?
- Most Meaningful: #8. Would you rather be in charge of carving the turkey or doing all the dishes?
- Most Fun for All Ages: #1. Would you rather have lumpy mashed potatoes or a bone-dry turkey?
1. Would you rather have lumpy mashed potatoes or a bone-dry turkey? 🦃
This is the question that kicks off the fun in my house every year! It’s the ultimate Thanksgiving food disaster scenario, and it gets everyone debating their priorities right away. I love watching everyone defend their choice with so much passion!
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🎯 Best For: All Ages
2. Would you rather only be able to eat cranberry sauce that comes in the shape of the can or only eat gravy that is completely flavorless? 🦃
Oh, the great divide! This question really separates the gravy lovers from those who adore the jiggly, can-shaped cranberry sauce. It’s such a funny way to see what people value more—a specific texture or a rich flavor.
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🎯 Best For: All Ages
3. Would you rather have to sing “I’m a Little Turkey” before you can get a slice of pie or do a silly turkey gobble every time someone says your name? 🦃
If you want to get everyone laughing, this is the question for you! It’s a wonderful icebreaker because it’s all about choosing your favorite way to be silly. The kids in my family absolutely roar with laughter at the thought of Grandpa doing a turkey gobble.
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🎯 Best For: Kids & Fun-loving Adults
4. Would you rather have turkey-flavored ice cream or pumpkin-spice-flavored gravy for dessert? 🦃
This question brings a little bit of delicious chaos to the table! The food combinations are so strange that you can’t help but laugh. It’s so funny to hear what wild flavors your family members would be willing to try.
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🎯 Best For: All Ages
5. Would you rather find a single, long hair in the stuffing or accidentally drop the entire pumpkin pie on the floor? 🦃
Okay, this one is a little bit mischievous! It’s a tough choice between a secret, gross moment and a very public, heartbreaking disaster. The debate this one sparks between teens and adults is always priceless.
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🎯 Best For: Teens & Adults
💬 Quick Question!
Of the activity ideas we’ve covered so far, which one are you most excited to try? Let me know in the comments below!
6. Would you rather have to eat Thanksgiving dinner with your hands or with comically oversized utensils? 🦃
Get ready for some imaginary mess! I love this question because it creates such a funny mental picture. Would you rather be totally messy or hilariously clumsy?
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🎯 Best For: All Ages
7. Would you rather have your dinner rolls be as hard as rocks or as soggy as a wet sponge? 🦃
Everyone has an opinion on what makes the perfect dinner roll! This question presents two equally terrible options, making for a fun and lighthearted debate. It’s a simple choice that gets everyone talking.
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🎯 Best For: All Ages
8. Would you rather be in charge of carving the turkey in front of everyone or doing all the dishes by yourself? 🦃
Ah, the classic Thanksgiving dilemma of performance anxiety versus solitary work. This is a great question for the adults and teens, as it really gets them thinking about which holiday chore they dislike more. I always say I’d rather do the dishes!
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🎯 Best For: Adults & Teens
9. Would you rather wear a turkey hat for the entire meal or have to talk in a pilgrim voice all day? 🦃
This is pure festive fun! It forces everyone to choose their preferred type of silliness—looking goofy or sounding goofy. It’s a wonderful way to encourage everyone not to take themselves too seriously.
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🎯 Best For: All Ages
10. Would you rather only eat side dishes and no turkey, or only eat turkey and no side dishes? 🦃
This question truly reveals where your Thanksgiving loyalties lie! In my family, we have some who would choose the mountain of side dishes in a heartbeat, and others who say it’s not Thanksgiving without the turkey. It’s a fun way to see what everyone’s favorite part of the meal is.
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🎯 Best For: All Ages
11. Would you rather every dish be surprisingly spicy or surprisingly sweet? 🦃
Imagine the look on everyone’s face! This question adds a wild culinary twist to the meal. It’s so fun to think about sweet mashed potatoes or spicy pumpkin pie and decide which would be the better surprise.
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🎯 Best For: All Ages
12. Would you rather have to share your slice of pie with the person next to you or skip dessert entirely? 🦃
For the dessert lovers in my family, this is the hardest question of all! It’s a hilarious test of whether your generosity is stronger than your sweet tooth. Some choices are just too difficult to make!
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🎯 Best For: All Ages
13. Would you rather your green bean casserole be made with gummy worms instead of fried onions or your sweet potatoes be topped with ketchup instead of marshmallows? 🦃
Get ready to giggle and cringe! This question paints a picture of two truly disgusting food swaps. It’s especially a hit with the kids and teens, who love a bit of gross-out humor.
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🎯 Best For: Kids & Teens
14. Would you rather get stuck at the kids’ table forever or have to sit next to your most annoying relative? 🦃
This is such a relatable social situation for so many of us! It always sparks a lively and funny conversation about the lesser of two awkward Thanksgiving seating arrangements. It’s a great question for the adults to bond over.
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🎯 Best For: Adults & Teens
15. Would you rather have to eat a whole bowl of jellied cranberry sauce in one minute or a whole plate of dry turkey in one minute? 🦃
We love to end our game with this hilarious speed-eating challenge! It combines two of the earlier dilemmas into a final, frantic choice. Watching everyone debate which texture they could handle in a hurry is the perfect, funny end to the game.
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🎯 Best For: Teens & Fun-loving Adults
Bringing Laughter and Gratitude to Your Table
No matter which funny dilemmas you’d rather face, the best part of this game is the laughter and conversation it brings to the table. These moments of shared joy and silliness are what turn a simple meal into a treasured memory. Thanksgiving is all about connection, and there’s no better way to connect than through a good laugh. I hope these ideas help make your family gathering extra special and full of fun.
Which one of these “Would You Rather” questions was the biggest stumper for your family? Share your funniest answer in the comments below
