Knock-knock jokes are a classic—and Thanksgiving is the perfect time to pull out a few for some light-hearted fun.
Whether you’re trying to entertain the kids or keep everyone laughing while the turkey’s in the oven, these Thanksgiving knock-knock jokes will bring a smile to everyone’s face.
Here are five Thanksgiving knock-knock jokes to get you started:
- Knock, knock!
— Who’s there?
Arthur.
— Arthur who?
Arthur any leftovers? I’m still hungry! - Knock, knock!
— Who’s there?
Tamara.
— Tamara who?
Tamara we’ll have even more leftovers! - Knock, knock!
— Who’s there?
Abe.
— Abe who?
Abe-cause I’m thankful for you! - Knock, knock!
— Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
— Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t eat this much… except on Thanksgiving! - Knock, knock!
— Who’s there?
Wanda.
— Wanda who?
Wanda wish you a Happy Thanksgiving!
These are perfect to share before the feast or even around the table. Ready for more laughs?
Check out the full list of Thanksgiving knock-knock jokes and keep the smiles coming! 🦃😂
Classic Thanksgiving Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Arthur.
- Arthur who?
- Arthur any leftovers?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Gladys.
- Gladys who?
- Gladys Thanksgiving! Aren’t you?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Harry.
- Harry who?
- Harry up! The turkey’s getting cold!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Tofu.
- Tofu who?
- Tofurkey’s on the table for the vegetarians!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Cranberry.
- Cranberry who?
- Cranberry much excited to dig in!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Herb.
- Herb who?
- Herb your enthusiasm – there’s pumpkin pie!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Butter.
- Butter who?
- Butter save me a seat near the gravy!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Wanda.
- Wanda who?
- Wanda eat all the stuffing before it’s gone?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Tom.
- Tom who?
- Tom-orrow, I’ll be ready for leftovers!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Gobble.
- Gobble who?
- Gobble up some turkey – it’s Thanksgiving!
Turkey-Themed Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Turkey.
- Turkey who?
- Turkey to meet you – now let’s eat!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Drumstick.
- Drumstick who?
- Drumstick around for some more stuffing!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Pecks.
- Pecks who?
- Pecks-tra gravy on my turkey, please!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Feather.
- Feather who?
- Feather you like it or not, turkey’s the main dish!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Waddle.
- Waddle who?
- Waddle we do without all this turkey?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Trot.
- Trot who?
- Trot on over; the turkey’s ready!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Gobbler.
- Gobbler who?
- Gobbler this turkey up before it’s gone!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Wing.
- Wing who?
- Wing and a prayer got this turkey on the table!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Poultry.
- Poultry who?
- Poultry in motion for Thanksgiving dinner!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Stuffing.
- Stuffing who?
- Stuffing ourselves with turkey tonight!
Pilgrim & Native American Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Pilgrim.
- Pilgrim who?
- Pil-grin and bear it – more turkey’s coming!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Canoe.
- Canoe who?
- Canoe believe how many leftovers we have?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Chief.
- Chief who?
- Chief a lot of turkey if you ask me!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Mayflower.
- Mayflower who?
- May-flower you a seat by the stuffing!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Wigwam.
- Wigwam who?
- Wig-want seconds? There’s plenty left!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Harvest.
- Harvest who?
- Harvest a great Thanksgiving with all this food!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Plymouth.
- Plymouth who?
- Plymouth an extra plate for dessert!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Tribe.
- Tribe who?
- Tribe all the sides; they’re delicious!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Squanto.
- Squanto who?
- Squanto help with the dishes after dinner?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Settler.
- Settler who?
- Settler down, the food is finally ready!
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Food-Themed Knock-Knock Jokes
Turkey
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Turk.
- Turk who?
- Turk-ey up! I’m starving!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Cran.
- Cran who?
- Cran I have some turkey to go with this sauce?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Beak.
- Beak who?
- Beak-cause everyone loves turkey!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Peck.
- Peck who?
- Peck out the best part of the turkey for me!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Stuffed.
- Stuffed who?
- Stuffed with turkey and ready for a nap!
Stuffing
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Stuff.
- Stuff who?
- Stuffing our faces tonight!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Herb.
- Herb who?
- Herb your enthusiasm – it’s stuffing time!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Bread.
- Bread who?
- Bread-y for some stuffing?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Celery.
- Celery who?
- Celery-brate Thanksgiving with lots of stuffing!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Sage.
- Sage who?
- Sage advice: always save room for stuffing!
Mashed Potatoes
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Spud.
- Spud who?
- Spud-tacular potatoes coming right up!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Mash.
- Mash who?
- Mash up some gravy with those potatoes!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Tater.
- Tater who?
- Tater every last bite of those potatoes!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Butter.
- Butter who?
- Butter not forget the mashed potatoes!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Gravy.
- Gravy who?
- Gravy me more mashed potatoes!
Pumpkin Pie
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Pumpkin.
- Pumpkin who?
- Pumpkin up the flavor for dessert!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Slice.
- Slice who?
- Slice to meet you, now pass the pie!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Spice.
- Spice who?
- Spice-ting up dessert with pumpkin pie!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Whip.
- Whip who?
- Whip out some cream for the pie!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Crust.
- Crust who?
- Crust have more pumpkin pie, please!
Kid-Friendly Thanksgiving Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Lettuce.
- Lettuce who?
- Lettuce give thanks for all this food!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Harry.
- Harry who?
- Harry up! I’m hungry for turkey!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Olive.
- Olive who?
- Olive Thanksgiving – it’s the best holiday!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Apple.
- Apple who?
- Apple-y Thanksgiving to you!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Ham.
- Ham who?
- Ham so excited for Thanksgiving dinner!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Yam.
- Yam who?
- Yam glad it’s Thanksgiving!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Pie.
- Pie who?
- Pie can’t wait for dessert!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Ben.
- Ben who?
- Ben waiting all year for Thanksgiving!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Drum.
- Drum who?
- Drum up some turkey for me!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Corn.
- Corn who?
- Corn you pass the mashed potatoes?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Patty.
- Patty who?
- Patty’s pumpkin pie is the best!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Bee.
- Bee who?
- Bee thankful for all the yummy food!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Berry.
- Berry who?
- Berry excited for cranberry sauce!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Gobble.
- Gobble who?
- Gobble til you wobble – it’s Thanksgiving!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Feast.
- Feast who?
- Feast your eyes on all this food!
Thanksgiving Dinner Knock-Knock Jokes for Adults
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Wine.
- Wine who?
- Wine not pass me another glass?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Toast.
- Toast who?
- Toast to a stress-free Thanksgiving… if that’s possible!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Diet.
- Diet who?
- Diet starts tomorrow – tonight, we feast!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Leftover.
- Leftover who?
- Leftover wine, anyone? Asking for a friend…
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Potluck.
- Potluck who?
- Potluck like we didn’t overdo it again this year!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Butter.
- Butter who?
- Butter loosen your belt – dessert’s coming!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Feast.
- Feast who?
- Feast your eyes on all those calories!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Gravy.
- Gravy who?
- Gravy me strength to handle this family dinner!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Cran.
- Cran who?
- Cran you believe we’re doing this all over again next year?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Thanks.
- Thanks who?
- Thanks a lot… now I’m in a food coma!
Thanksgiving Gratitude Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Thanks.
- Thanks who?
- Thanks for putting up with all my corny jokes!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Bless.
- Bless who?
- Bless-ed to have you in my life!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Appreciate.
- Appreciate who?
- Appreciate you more than pumpkin pie!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Friend.
- Friend who?
- Friend-ship is the best thing to be thankful for!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Cherish.
- Cherish who?
- Cherish the moments we have together!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Family.
- Family who?
- Family makes everything better – even dad’s jokes!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Grateful.
- Grateful who?
- Grateful to be spending this day with you!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Joy.
- Joy who?
- Joy to the table and all who gather!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Heart.
- Heart who?
- Heart-felt thanks for being here today!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Love.
- Love who?
- Love sharing Thanksgiving with the ones who matter most!
hanksgiving Knock-Knock Jokes for Social Media
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Cranberry.
- Cranberry who?
- Cran-berry thankful for all of you!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Gobble.
- Gobble who?
- Gobble up some good times this Thanksgiving!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Yam.
- Yam who?
- Yam stuffed – no more food, please!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Feast.
- Feast who?
- Feast your eyes on this plate!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Herb.
- Herb who?
- Herb your enthusiasm – it’s turkey time!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Leftover.
- Leftover who?
- Leftover turkey sandwiches tomorrow!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Pie.
- Pie who?
- Pie wish you all a Happy Thanksgiving!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Drumstick.
- Drumstick who?
- Drumstick around for some more laughs!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Plate.
- Plate who?
- Plate it cool – there’s plenty of food to go around!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Stuffing.
- Stuffing who?
- Stuffing myself with gratitude and gravy!
